Jail Inmates should be fed as follows

Jail Inmates should be fed as follows

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Inmate Mama

Jonesborough, TN

#1 Mar 15, 2014
Mon. Seafood Platter including Jumbo shrimp, oysters, scallops, mussels, crab legs w/ cole slaw, hushpuppies, and peach cobbler w/ice cream

Tues. Prime Rib with baked potato, mac/cheese and chocolate Mousse

Wed. 18 0z. Ribeye Steak cooked to their request, baked potato, Caesar Salad w/ cheese bread

Thurs. Lasagne, fresh garden tossed salad, Garlic bread, Apple cobbler

Fri. BB-Q Day! Choice of hand pulled pork or beef BBQ, Ribs

Sat. ALL YOU CAN EAT DAY! Caviar, Lobster Tail, Filet Mignon steak, 7 cobbler varieties.

ALL MEALS include condiments i.e. napkins, toothpicks, dental floss, Tums, and handi-wipes.
Man

Jonesborough, TN

#2 Mar 15, 2014
That's probably some of these family members think.
Speed Racer

Cowpens, SC

#3 Mar 16, 2014
Inmate Mama wrote:
Mon. Seafood Platter including Jumbo shrimp, oysters, scallops, mussels, crab legs w/ cole slaw, hushpuppies, and peach cobbler w/ice cream
Tues. Prime Rib with baked potato, mac/cheese and chocolate Mousse
Wed. 18 0z. Ribeye Steak cooked to their request, baked potato, Caesar Salad w/ cheese bread
Thurs. Lasagne, fresh garden tossed salad, Garlic bread, Apple cobbler
Fri. BB-Q Day! Choice of hand pulled pork or beef BBQ, Ribs
Sat. ALL YOU CAN EAT DAY! Caviar, Lobster Tail, Filet Mignon steak, 7 cobbler varieties.
ALL MEALS include condiments i.e. napkins, toothpicks, dental floss, Tums, and handi-wipes.
WTF! You mean on Friday an inmate would have to choose between hand pulled pork & beef BBQ ribs? WHY NOT HAVE BOTH? See that's what's wrong with you people!

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#4 Mar 16, 2014
Most of these inmates should be fed bread and water. They are in there everytime you hear about them.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Mar 16, 2014
I have always heard that the tossed salad comes later in the evening after lights out.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#6 Mar 16, 2014
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I have always heard that the tossed salad comes later in the evening after lights out.
How about topping it off with a Cleveland Steamer as a nightcap ?

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