Jail Inmates should be fed as follows
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#1 Mar 15, 2014
Mon. Seafood Platter including Jumbo shrimp, oysters, scallops, mussels, crab legs w/ cole slaw, hushpuppies, and peach cobbler w/ice cream
Tues. Prime Rib with baked potato, mac/cheese and chocolate Mousse
Wed. 18 0z. Ribeye Steak cooked to their request, baked potato, Caesar Salad w/ cheese bread
Thurs. Lasagne, fresh garden tossed salad, Garlic bread, Apple cobbler
Fri. BB-Q Day! Choice of hand pulled pork or beef BBQ, Ribs
Sat. ALL YOU CAN EAT DAY! Caviar, Lobster Tail, Filet Mignon steak, 7 cobbler varieties.
ALL MEALS include condiments i.e. napkins, toothpicks, dental floss, Tums, and handi-wipes.
#2 Mar 15, 2014
That's probably some of these family members think.
#3 Mar 16, 2014
WTF! You mean on Friday an inmate would have to choose between hand pulled pork & beef BBQ ribs? WHY NOT HAVE BOTH? See that's what's wrong with you people!
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Since: Mar 12
#4 Mar 16, 2014
Most of these inmates should be fed bread and water. They are in there everytime you hear about them.
“I've Always Been This Stupid”
Since: May 12
#5 Mar 16, 2014
I have always heard that the tossed salad comes later in the evening after lights out.
#6 Mar 16, 2014
How about topping it off with a Cleveland Steamer as a nightcap ?
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