What turns U on with a women?

What turns U on with a women?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Oct 1, 2012

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big blue varicose vanes

bloody capalaries

moles with hair

sore around her mouth

rotten and broke of teeth

lots of cussin

on with

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“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#1 Oct 1, 2012
Define:'A womEn!'
Jusy maybe

Brentwood, TN

#2 Oct 1, 2012
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
Define:'A womEn!'
'A all of them'?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Oct 1, 2012
A complete lack of understanding of measurements.
Nita Mann

Shelby, NC

#4 Oct 1, 2012
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
A complete lack of understanding of measurements.
Omg! I have yet another quality which you love! Lol! Are you an engineer?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Oct 1, 2012
Nita Mann wrote:
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Omg! I have yet another quality which you love! Lol! Are you an engineer?
Not hardly.
your future x wife

United States

#6 Oct 2, 2012
What a superb example of a Freudian slip!(-8
maverick62

Watauga, TN

#7 Oct 2, 2012
aw ex you wit expands with the freedom beyond three words .......... turn-on ? phase two .... start with phase one - what attracts you to a woman to be turned on ?- intelligence and wit - then the two begin meaningful dialogue ( aka intellictual intercourse )- mastering that you can move on to "gee you shur r purty " or " i like ur blue eyes " -- stuff like that --- but it needs to start between the ears -- then the path you/ you'all follow will be a little more memorable ..
your future x wife

United States

#8 Oct 2, 2012
maverick62 wrote:
aw ex you wit expands with the freedom beyond three words .......... turn-on ? phase two .... start with phase one - what attracts you to a woman to be turned on ?- intelligence and wit - then the two begin meaningful dialogue ( aka intellictual intercourse )- mastering that you can move on to "gee you shur r purty " or " i like ur blue eyes " -- stuff like that --- but it needs to start between the ears -- then the path you/ you'all follow will be a little more memorable ..
Hello, my dear Mav.(-8
Did you have a birthday?...grow an inch?...level up, perhaps?
maverick62

Watauga, TN

#9 Oct 3, 2012
birthday ... grow ? could be .... level up ?
your future x wife

United States

#10 Oct 3, 2012
maverick62 wrote:
birthday ... grow ? could be .... level up ?
...As in reaching the next level of a game...
Possibly a different model of an object?... nothing more than guesswork...possible reasons for the numerical change in your poster name.(-8
I suppose I could have asked.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#11 Oct 3, 2012
your future x wife wrote:
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...As in reaching the next level of a game...
Possibly a different model of an object?... nothing more than guesswork...possible reasons for the numerical change in your poster name.(-8
I suppose I could have asked.
I guess there is history between you two?
maverick62

Watauga, TN

#12 Oct 3, 2012
stimulating dialogue
your future x wife

United States

#13 Oct 3, 2012
Oh, we have a history alright!...a message history.(-8
*giggles*
...united by a most unusual case of mistaken identity.
maverick62

Watauga, TN

#14 Oct 3, 2012
yes but a good listener .. and fxw full of grace and character

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#15 Oct 3, 2012
No sores around her mouth for me. That's very nasty.
seriously

Brentwood, TN

#16 Oct 3, 2012
a job! the ability to take care of her own damn self! well spoken and well groomed.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#17 Oct 3, 2012
Mr Christian wrote:
No sores around her mouth for me. That's very nasty.
Depends if they pop at the right time.
Steve

Marion, VA

#18 Oct 4, 2012
A woman who has sores around her mouth will put your butt in STD ville at some point. BEWARE!
saucerhead

Lexington, SC

#19 Oct 4, 2012
Thems suck bumps!!!!!

Richie T

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#20 Oct 4, 2012
What really matters:
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