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#1 Feb 11, 2013
Mmmmmm I love bacon ice cream.
hmmm

Brentwood, TN

#2 Feb 11, 2013
bacon wrote:
Mmmmmm I love bacon ice cream.
Sounds difficult!

Since: Dec 11

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#3 Feb 11, 2013
Love me some bacon!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#4 Feb 11, 2013
There may not be anything better in the world than a bacon and tomato biscuit with mayo. Especially if the tomato is fresh from the garden, the bacon is slightly crisp, the biscuit is fresh from the oven, and I got laid the night before.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#5 Feb 11, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
There may not be anything better in the world than a bacon and tomato biscuit with mayo. Especially if the tomato is fresh from the garden, the bacon is slightly crisp, the biscuit is fresh from the oven, and I got laid the night before.
So you are dreaming...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#6 Feb 11, 2013
Bacon is the pinnacle of foods... its so good that you can put it on an unedible item that was not ment for human consumption and make if delicious...
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#7 Feb 11, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
There may not be anything better in the world than a bacon and tomato biscuit with mayo. Especially if the tomato is fresh from the garden, the bacon is slightly crisp, the biscuit is fresh from the oven, and I got laid the night before.
If you want a premium BLT sandwich on a Wednesday, go to Yoder's Country Market near Bulls Gap. I don't know if the Yoder's on the Erwin Hwy also has BLT's on Wednesday. The BLT is a Wed. only deal. Go to the back of the store on the right side. You can get Mayo or Miracle Whip, different kinds of bread. I would suggest the Sourdough. Good, crisp bacon, and a lot of it. Great sourdough.

Since: Dec 12

Waxhaw, NC

#8 Feb 11, 2013
101 uses for bacon: 1) blocking arteries; 2) causing heart attacks; 3) causing weight gain; 4) contributing factor to stroke/diabetes

Now that wasnt nice of me was it to point out all the bad, was it?! lol lol

mmmmmmmmmmm "bakkkkkke-innnnnnn" :)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Feb 11, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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So you are dreaming...
Unfortunately it is a lot easier to get the first three thing than it is the fourth. Perhaps all the bacon has made undesirable.
Whatever

Elizabethton, TN

#10 Feb 11, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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So you are dreaming...
I was kind of under the impression the mayo pretend referred to, was coming from his dream.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#11 Feb 11, 2013
Whatever wrote:
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I was kind of under the impression the mayo pretend referred to, was coming from his dream.
That mayo hasn't been near her biscuit in a while.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#12 Feb 13, 2013
Isn't there a new tv show that is all bacon all the time? Is reality tv getting hard up? I like bacon, but damn.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#13 Feb 13, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
Isn't there a new tv show that is all bacon all the time? Is reality tv getting hard up? I like bacon, but damn.
The United States of bacon. I thinks it's on cooking channel. Haven't watched it.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#14 Feb 13, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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The United States of bacon. I thinks it's on cooking channel. Haven't watched it.
The cooking channel is nothing but porn for fat people...

Since: Dec 12

Travelers Rest, SC

#15 Feb 13, 2013
I wove some bacon together to fashion a bacon bra to entice country boys. It looks very stylish.
Becky

Cowpens, SC

#16 Feb 13, 2013
EXERCISE
EXERSIDE
EGGSERSIDE
EGGS ARE SIDES
for
BACON!!

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#17 Feb 13, 2013
Becky wrote:
EXERCISE
EXERSIDE
EGGSERSIDE
EGGS ARE SIDES
for
BACON!!
I like the way you think...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#18 Feb 13, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
I wove some bacon together to fashion a bacon bra to entice country boys. It looks very stylish.
I'm sure they line up to take a nipple, I mean nibble of your bra.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#19 Feb 13, 2013
#102... A bacon condom... If you are a chubby chaser, you will thank me for this idea..

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#20 Feb 14, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
#102... A bacon condom... If you are a chubby chaser, you will thank me for this idea..
They won't when their rod is bitten off and devoured by a plus size on Atkins.

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