An APOLOGY from Turd
Turd Ferguson

Johnson City, TN

#1 Jan 14, 2013
I would like to apologize to my fellow Topix posters. I have not been myself in the last few months and have made some very harsh and ugly remarks to some of you. I ask that each of you to please forgive me and remember me in your prayers. Thank you for listening. Turd
jelly roll

Greeneville, TN

#2 Jan 14, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
I would like to apologize to my fellow Topix posters. I have not been myself in the last few months and have made some very harsh and ugly remarks to some of you. I ask that each of you to please forgive me and remember me in your prayers. Thank you for listening. Turd
What's going on Turd? I hope your not strung out again.
Becky

Brevard, NC

#3 Jan 14, 2013
Dear Turd,

I've pondered your apology and tho it sounds quite sincere, the bridges you have burned with me may never be repaired. There is now a void, a despairing darkness, where great fondness once was for u. Your hurtful words have broke my spirit, dashed the light that once burned bright.

Ah, what the hell...
Okay, I forgive you.

Your friend,
Becky

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Jan 14, 2013
It's not really him. Someone pulled the same shit with Kholrabi not long ago.
Becky

Brevard, NC

#6 Jan 14, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
It's not really him. Someone pulled the same shit with Kholrabi not long ago.
He's never really said anything about me. My name (or at least this Becky) doesn't come up in a search on Topix, excluding the most recent (though I am from Greeneville and I'm uncertain why it says otherwise). I really just wanted to start a letter that began with:
Dear Turd,
The need has been satisfied :)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#7 Jan 14, 2013
Becky wrote:
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He's never really said anything about me. My name (or at least this Becky) doesn't come up in a search on Topix, excluding the most recent (though I am from Greeneville and I'm uncertain why it says otherwise). I really just wanted to start a letter that began with:
Dear Turd,
The need has been satisfied :)
I'm writing letters to my kids to open after I die and I begin each one like that. It is very satisfying seeing it on paper.
Becky

United States

#8 Jan 14, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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I'm writing letters to my kids to open after I die and I begin each one like that. It is very satisfying seeing it on paper.
I bet if they were served hallandaise sauce from someone naked when they receive the letter time would stand still for them. Just the thought takes my breath away. Oh, and make sure it's written in calligraphy.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Jan 14, 2013
Becky wrote:
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I bet if they were served hallandaise sauce from someone naked when they receive the letter time would stand still for them. Just the thought takes my breath away. Oh, and make sure it's written in calligraphy.
How do you think I know this isn't really Turd? He's squatting next to me taking short hand on my most recent letter. I guess maybe its short log but whatever.
Marvelous Marv

Greeneville, TN

#10 Jan 15, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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How do you think I know this isn't really Turd? He's squatting next to me taking short hand on my most recent letter. I guess maybe its short log but whatever.
It's referred to as "stump" in the business. My wife is a stenographer by trade.
Becky

United States

#11 Jan 15, 2013
Marvelous Marv wrote:
<quoted text>It's referred to as "stump" in the business. My wife is a stenographer by trade.
I wanted to be a stenographer but they aren't short handed at the moment.
Asshat

Greeneville, TN

#12 Jul 28, 2014
Some things just lose their meaning after hearing it for so long.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#13 Jul 29, 2014
Ah, another Route 66.
Real Republican

Johnson City, TN

#14 Jul 29, 2014
The real Republican types and you read .

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