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#1 Oct 24, 2013
Do you slip out with food in your pockets?

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BUFFALO, NY

#2 Oct 24, 2013
HAVE, on more than one occasion, witnessed buffet patrons using baggies to transport their loot in pockets or purses out the door.

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#3 Oct 25, 2013
Ok...ok...I have stuffed wontons in my pocketbook.Oh, Those tasty little basta*ds! Lol!
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United States

#4 Oct 25, 2013
Shrimp. Chit Lin s. the black people would have a Baggie in their purse and fill them up with all kinds of food. No kidding
friend

Greeneville, TN

#5 Oct 25, 2013
Hmmm

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#6 Oct 25, 2013
From Jenny xoxo wrote:
Ok...ok...I have stuffed wontons in my pocketbook.Oh, Those tasty little basta*ds! Lol!
LOL!!! Stupid wontons...they turn an ordinarily law-abiding citizen into a hardened criminal ;)

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#7 Oct 25, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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LOL!!! Stupid wontons...they turn an ordinarily law-abiding citizen into a hardened criminal ;)
Lol! They were paid for. It was all you could eat, problem is that I don't eat that much at one time....just savin' them for later.:)

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#8 Oct 25, 2013
From Jenny xoxo wrote:
<quoted text>Lol! They were paid for. It was all you could eat, problem is that I don't eat that much at one time....just savin' them for later.:)
Lol...exactly...I've never seen a buffet sign/advertisement that said "all you can eat in one sitting" ;)

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#9 Oct 25, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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LOL!!! Stupid wontons...they turn an ordinarily law-abiding citizen into a hardened criminal ;)
Ok...confession.... and I stuck a crawfish from the buffet in my pocketbook once, went to the mall, and stuck it in a panty bin at Victoria Secret. Just for sh*ts and giggles. I'm horrible. Lmao!

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#10 Oct 25, 2013
From Jenny xoxo wrote:
<quoted text>Ok...confession.... and I stuck a crawfish from the buffet in my pocketbook once, went to the mall, and stuck it in a panty bin at Victoria Secret. Just for sh*ts and giggles. I'm horrible. Lmao!
LMAO..there are SO many potential responses to that, I wouldn't even know where to begin...I'll leave them to the oh so clever & witty male posters on here ;)
Cat Turd

Smartt, TN

#12 Oct 25, 2013
I put a condom in the wontons.

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#13 Oct 25, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
I put a condom in the wontons.
Lol! I found it and put it in the noodles. Tehehe!

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#14 Oct 25, 2013
So who's got the greasiest pocketbook in town?😃

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BUFFALO, NY

#15 Oct 25, 2013
Larry wrote:
Why would people steal food from an all you can eat buffet? I swear people will steal anything anymore.
The obvious answer is to steal a meal for later. Take the food item(s) home and reheat.

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#16 Oct 25, 2013
Priceless with the crawfish, btw. Oh, my gosh... I'd have freaked out if I'd found it.

How many of you make several trips of small, delicate meals to the buffet and how many pile three meals onto one plate so you don't have to get back up?

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#17 Oct 25, 2013
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
<quoted text>The obvious answer is to steal a meal for later. Take the food item(s) home and reheat.
Hmm... yes, I agree.

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#18 Oct 25, 2013
Here's a funny buffet practical joke WW showed me...

http://youtu.be/jDCCAflsVi8

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