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big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#23 Mar 15, 2013
You can't handle seeing allllllllll this nekid

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#24 Mar 15, 2013
big girl slim wrote:
You can't handle seeing allllllllll this nekid
That's just f*cking stupid... you'll die a virgin with that line...
big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#25 Mar 15, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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That's just f*cking stupid... you'll die a virgin with that line...
And like your name who the hell cares....
All pick up lines are lame and cheesy ..

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#26 Mar 15, 2013
big girl slim wrote:
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And like your name who the hell cares....
All pick up lines are lame and cheesy ..
Mine is pretty damn good...
real

United States

#27 Mar 15, 2013
Baby, I promise, if you'll just sleep with me, il take you out on dates and will even care more about you afterwards!
drunkguy

Elizabethton, TN

#28 Mar 15, 2013
do ya !uck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I see your bits, or will you show em to me.
You got a nice @ss and you look honest, my face will be leaving in quarter of an hour and I would like for you to be on it.
Imma10

Greeneville, TN

#29 Mar 15, 2013
Maybe my sightís going, but youíre the hottest guy Iíve seen all night!
big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#30 Mar 16, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Mine is pretty damn good...
And with a pick up like yours you should be getting laid at least every 5 mins ..after all you did get right to the point

“Read all about it!”

Since: Jan 11

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#31 Mar 16, 2013
One of the more pathetic lines I ever witnessed was this guy trying to pick up my friend (she wasn't interested) Finally, he figured that he would try the old sympathy line, so he told her he had cancer and only had a little while to live.. She told him "I don't care if you have cancer of the a-hole, I'm not going home with you." lol

“Read all about it!”

Since: Jan 11

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#32 Mar 16, 2013
I guess the one that everyone tries when they can't think of something funny is "haven't I met you somewhere before?" lol I frankly liked the funny outrageous ones when I was single..Even if I wasn't interested, I appreciated the effort and usually laughed.
JustSayin

Greeneville, TN

#33 Mar 16, 2013
You like my cologne? Thanks. What do I have on? A hardon, but I didn't know you could smell it! Wanna scratch and sniff?
2Cold

United States

#34 Mar 16, 2013
How UUUUU doin ?
Foolproof

Greeneville, TN

#35 Mar 16, 2013
Nice tooth. I got a pill, wanna [email protected]?
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#36 Mar 16, 2013
I lost my phone #...can I borrow yours???

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#37 Mar 16, 2013
Can I smell your vagina? No, then it must be your breath.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#38 Mar 16, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
Can I smell your vagina? No, then it must be your breath.
You used that on me, but it was dick instead of vagina....

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#39 Mar 16, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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You used that on me, but it was dick instead of vagina....
Right but it was my breath instead of yours.
Best One

United States

#40 Mar 17, 2013
Get in the car or I will kill your family.
Ancient Chinese Secret

Cantonment, FL

#41 Mar 17, 2013
Ret me shoal yru shomting...

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