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ZooKeepuR

Greeneville, TN

#1 Mar 15, 2013
Do you work for UPS?'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
clueless

Mosheim, TN

#2 Mar 15, 2013
dodge

Since: Mar 13

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#3 Mar 15, 2013
You smell like trash...
May I take you out?
ZooKeepuR

Greeneville, TN

#5 Mar 15, 2013
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#6 Mar 15, 2013
You sweat less than any fat girl I've ever danced with.
ZooKeepuR

Greeneville, TN

#7 Mar 15, 2013
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
ZooKeepuR

Greeneville, TN

#9 Mar 15, 2013
I'm good at math U+I=69.
ZooKeepuR

Greeneville, TN

#10 Mar 15, 2013
Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Mar 15, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
You sweat less than any fat girl I've ever danced with.
haha

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Mar 15, 2013
Would you sleep with a stranger? No? Then hi there. My name is Se7en!
big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#13 Mar 15, 2013
On a scale of 1-10 your a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
ZooKeepuR

Greeneville, TN

#14 Mar 15, 2013
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word
big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#15 Mar 15, 2013
Have any rasins, no? Than how about a date
Imma10

Greeneville, TN

#16 Mar 15, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Would you sleep with a stranger? No? Then hi there. My name is Se7en!
baahaaa...slick...
big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#17 Mar 15, 2013
Do I know you? Cause you look like my next boyfriend

Since: Dec 11

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#18 Mar 15, 2013
I wish I were you. Why? So I could be with me!
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#19 Mar 15, 2013
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#20 Mar 15, 2013
Are your legs tired from falling from heaven? No, why you don't like pizza?
I'm not very good at pickup lines. I usually just smile and wait for the police to arrive.
big girl slim

Greeneville, TN

#21 Mar 15, 2013
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#22 Mar 15, 2013
Hi, do you wanna f*ck....

I get straight to the point...

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