If u come up on a licence checkpoint u ?

If u come up on a licence checkpoint u ?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on May 24, 2013

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u turn an hall azz sqall tires

jump out an run

pertend to be hard of heering

ease down a side street

act like you got amkneesha

tell them u was hitchiking an driver baled

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Sirveyer

Waxhaw, NC

#1 May 24, 2013
tell them u was hitchiking an driver baled

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#3 May 24, 2013
Remember that the nice police officer is tense, alert for sudden moves and ARMED, then be as cooperative and polite as I can be.

Since: Mar 13

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#4 May 24, 2013
Close the glove compartment, hide the open cans and find my license, registration and proof of insurance.

Since: Mar 13

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#5 May 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Close the glove compartment, hide the open cans and find my license, registration and proof of insurance.
Oh....

And click it.
David

Johnson City, TN

#6 May 25, 2013
Go get a valid drivers license.

Since: Dec 11

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#7 May 25, 2013
Turn off on another road or turn around if oncoming traffic is flashing their headlights.

Since: Dec 12

Campobello, SC

#8 May 25, 2013
Depends if the officer is cute.... Of course my motto is be prepared to blow if asked lol lol lol lol lol lol ..... I don't drink and drive ;)

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#9 May 25, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
Depends if the officer is cute.... Of course my motto is be prepared to blow if asked lol lol lol lol lol lol ..... I don't drink and drive ;)
I usually ask him if he would like to play Lets Make a Deal.

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#10 May 25, 2013
David wrote:
Go get a valid drivers license.
Given the scenario, you may be a tad late.
Dicktaters

Greeneville, TN

#11 May 25, 2013
Where are they going to be at this weekend??

Since: Dec 12

Campobello, SC

#12 May 25, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
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I usually ask him if he would like to play Lets Make a Deal.
Lick it or ticket is more fun

“Here at the house”

Since: Mar 13

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#13 May 25, 2013
I usually climb into the baby seat and act like I'm taking a nap.
Drunk

Greeneville, TN

#14 May 25, 2013
I once asked them for a doughnut, but that got me jerked out of the car and given a Rodney King beating (off camera of course).

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#15 May 25, 2013
I usually ask them to hold my beer while I look for my registration...
bahahahaha

Greeneville, TN

#16 May 25, 2013
It's not fair you women can give a blow and get out of trouble. We need some gay cops, so I can get out of all these arrests.
Bandit

Greeneville, TN

#17 May 26, 2013
Hammer down and plow through
Honeydo

Johnson City, TN

#19 May 26, 2013
All you pple are retarded.
2chainz

Brevard, NC

#20 May 26, 2013
Just ask them if they need a beer
Toad The Wet Sprocket

Franklin, NC

#22 May 28, 2013
SenorVargas wrote:
just say no coprehenda
If you want to pass as Hispanic, first you need to know the language and spelling.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#23 May 29, 2013
Hide my weed.

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