Yeah, but do you know what gender to use it on? Nevermind, I don't really want to know the answer to that.<quoted text>
Now there's no reason to bring up any perceived short comings of mine. I am one man who knows exactly what a tongue is for anyways.
Let's just assume that you meant...to put your snuff under...move your chewing gum around with...make faces at your Kids or Grandkids...Whew! I wiggled out of that pretty good, don't you think?