“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#1 Mar 26, 2013
I have just discovered something about my wife that is making it really hard to continue our marriage. I'm doing my best to deal with it but it goes against everything I stand for. Apparently she feels it is ok for the sock drawer to be above the underwear drawer. She also has no problem with the t-shirt drawer being under the shorts drawer. I can't believe I never noticed this before. It is like a punch in the gut. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#2 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I have just discovered something about my wife that is making it really hard to continue our marriage. I'm doing my best to deal with it but it goes against everything I stand for. Apparently she feels it is ok for the sock drawer to be above the underwear drawer. She also has no problem with the t-shirt drawer being under the shorts drawer. I can't believe I never noticed this before. It is like a punch in the gut. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
I see a simple fix that will save your marriage. Stand on your head when you get stuff out of your drawers.

Since: Dec 11

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#3 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I have just discovered something about my wife that is making it really hard to continue our marriage. I'm doing my best to deal with it but it goes against everything I stand for. Apparently she feels it is ok for the sock drawer to be above the underwear drawer. She also has no problem with the t-shirt drawer being under the shorts drawer. I can't believe I never noticed this before. It is like a punch in the gut. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
I had that problem. Solved it by washing everything together,jeans,socks,shirts,un derwear, then dumping it all in the drawer together too. As for the wife thing,the warranty ran out on mine..........

Since: Jan 13

Duluth, GA

#4 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I have just discovered something about my wife that is making it really hard to continue our marriage. I'm doing my best to deal with it but it goes against everything I stand for. Apparently she feels it is ok for the sock drawer to be above the underwear drawer. She also has no problem with the t-shirt drawer being under the shorts drawer. I can't believe I never noticed this before. It is like a punch in the gut. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
heres how i handle my mans drawers. I do the laundry and make a pile on the dryer for all four of us.everyone jas to get there pile and put it away themselves. I also fold up our bath towels in mr.'s pile so he has to put th e bath towels away too.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#5 Mar 26, 2013
I don't have any drawers for anything... I pile it all on a shelf...
Aaaaw

Anderson, SC

#6 Mar 26, 2013
Aaaaaw , sounds like TROUBLE to me aaaaw

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#7 Mar 26, 2013
Actually that is phase one of my plan... I sneak in every night and rearrange your drawers...

Since: Dec 12

Kings Mountain, NC

#8 Mar 26, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Actually that is phase one of my plan... I sneak in every night and rearrange your drawers...
Stay out of his drawers! LOL LOL

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

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#9 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I have just discovered something about my wife that is making it really hard to continue our marriage. I'm doing my best to deal with it but it goes against everything I stand for. Apparently she feels it is ok for the sock drawer to be above the underwear drawer. She also has no problem with the t-shirt drawer being under the shorts drawer. I can't believe I never noticed this before. It is like a punch in the gut. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
Oh no, how dare she! Lol! I do it the same way. I have not heard any complaints from the better half though. Maybe I should ask.

Since: Mar 12

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#10 Mar 27, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I have just discovered something about my wife that is making it really hard to continue our marriage. I'm doing my best to deal with it but it goes against everything I stand for. Apparently she feels it is ok for the sock drawer to be above the underwear drawer. She also has no problem with the t-shirt drawer being under the shorts drawer. I can't believe I never noticed this before. It is like a punch in the gut. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
I'd just go ahead and beat her up. You'll only get 10 days, and when you get out, she'll never, EVER, think about putting that sock drawer above the underwear drawer again. I'm Alyagotado, and I approved this message.

Since: Dec 11

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#11 Mar 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'd just go ahead and beat her up. You'll only get 10 days, and when you get out, she'll never, EVER, think about putting that sock drawer above the underwear drawer again. I'm Alyagotado, and I approved this message.
Hawk currently has a bill in the senate making this legal to do so.Whether it'll pass or not is yet to be determined!

Since: Apr 11

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#12 Mar 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'd just go ahead and beat her up. You'll only get 10 days, and when you get out, she'll never, EVER, think about putting that sock drawer above the underwear drawer again. I'm Alyagotado, and I approved this message.
HAHA I dont know about her, but if it was me nothing would be in the right place when he got out of jail. I am just stubborn that way. He would be picking his clothes up out of the yard.

Since: Mar 12

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#13 Mar 27, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
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HAHA I dont know about her, but if it was me nothing would be in the right place when he got out of jail. I am just stubborn that way. He would be picking his clothes up out of the yard.
I might be picking my clothes up out of the yard, but if my socks are on top of my underwear, you're going to wear another ass whooping. That's just the way I roll!

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