ever look a gifted horse in the mouth?

[Dixie iron fist]

Define gifted horse.

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

Once. This horse could beat all 3 Mario brothers games for the Nintendo, he could solve a rubix cube blindfolding, and he was hung like a, well, like himself. His mouth was large and smelled of apples and hay.

[whothehellcares-]

I always do... I don't want an old useless horse that I can't sell...

[curious]

Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:

Once. This horse could beat all 3 Mario brothers games for the Nintendo, he could solve a rubix cube blindfolding, and he was hung like a, well, like himself. His mouth was large and smelled of apples and hay.

Mr Ed?

[Wet Willie]

Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:

Once. This horse could beat all 3 Mario brothers games for the Nintendo, he could solve a rubix cube blindfolding, and he was hung like a, well, like himself. His mouth was large and smelled of apples and hay.

That does sound like quite a gifted horse. You were very fortunate to look it in the mouth.

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

Wet Willie wrote:

<quoted text>That does sound like quite a gifted horse. You were very fortunate to look it in the mouth.

We still keep in touch. He is on "why the long face" book. Last time I looked he was working at a car dealership in Scranton.

[whothehellcares-]

I've had women tell me I was gifted like a horse... But they were referring to my teeth...

[Wet Willie]

Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:

<quoted text>
We still keep in touch. He is on "why the long face" book. Last time I looked he was working at a car dealership in Scranton.

Selling Mustangs, no doubt?

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

Wet Willie wrote:

<quoted text>Selling Mustangs, no doubt?

Man, stereotype much? Can't a gifted horse sell cars without someone assuming it has to be mustangs? In this case yes he does sell mustangs but it could just as easily have been Oldsmobiles.

[NobodyUKno]

No, but I did come across a gifted donkey once. That was one 'smart ass'.

[Wet Willie]

NobodyUKno wrote:

No, but I did come across a gifted donkey once. That was one 'smart ass'.

Let me guess. He's now working at Taco Bell selling burritos?

[NobodyUKno]

Wet Willie wrote:

<quoted text>Let me guess. He's now working at Taco Bell selling burritos?

Actually he is. lol