Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#86 Mar 1, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I don't think I have them, but my heart cuntles are warmed as well. I just wish I could get all Mysty. I appreciate your Good Humor. I just wish you were here so it would come on a stick.
Cuntles?? You are on fire today.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#87 Mar 1, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
You strike me as having to be romanced before playing horizontal limbo. How about a poem?
Love is calling, water is falling
Light is fading, river cascading
You and me pounding it on the bank.
That oughta do it.
LMAO!!! Beautiful...I'm sold! ;)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#88 Mar 1, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'm afraid my days of having a wank are over. Ever heard of "Laffy Taffy?"
That is actually my nickname for Mr. Cox. Not for the texture but the size.

Since: Mar 12

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#89 Mar 3, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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LMAO!!! Beautiful...I'm sold! ;)
Finally! Light up that landing strip. I'm coming in!
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#90 Mar 3, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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LMAO!!! Beautiful...I'm sold! ;)
hold out for dinner too, the poem was sweet but nuthin says luvin like a big buffet.

Since: Mar 12

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#91 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
<quoted text> hold out for dinner too, the poem was sweet but nuthin says luvin like a big buffet.
I'll give her some Buffet. I just re-strung my guitar. Seriously, though. I'll feed her anything she desires. Except cantaloupe.
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#92 Mar 3, 2013
I think u two would be sweet together.... Word woman take notice!!!!!! He is funny, charming and sweet. What more could u want.

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#93 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
I think u two would be sweet together.... Word woman take notice!!!!!! He is funny, charming and sweet. What more could u want.
I do dig Word Woman. As long as she can over-look my tremendous shlong, we'd probably make a good couple. Maybe this year at the company picnic, I won't have to enter the 3-legged race by myself!

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#95 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
<quoted text> hold out for dinner too, the poem was sweet but nuthin says luvin like a big buffet.
I concur. I'm not a cheap date either. You gotta buy me breakfast.

Since: Mar 12

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#96 Mar 3, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>I concur. I'm not a cheap date either. You gotta buy me breakfast.
I'll MAKE you breakfast! Even if I have to kill the damned hog myself!!!

Since: Dec 12

Greer, SC

#97 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'll MAKE you breakfast! Even if I have to kill the damned hog myself!!!
Cyber-courting three or more women in more thread. A cyber-player....just as I cyber-suspected! Oh well, at least unlike in real life, these ladies seem worthy!:)

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#98 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'll MAKE you breakfast! Even if I have to kill the damned hog myself!!!
How 'bout you make ME breakfast??

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#100 Mar 3, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>How 'bout you make ME breakfast??
That's just about the stupidest comment I've ever read. By the time morning rolled around, you'd have been eaten out so much you'd be begging for waffles. No meat. By that time, you'll have had enough sausage to last for awhile. But if you insist, I'm sure that sweet candy you're sitting on will be just wonderful.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#101 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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That's just about the stupidest comment I've ever read. By the time morning rolled around, you'd have been eaten out so much you'd be begging for waffles. No meat. By that time, you'll have had enough sausage to last for awhile. But if you insist, I'm sure that sweet candy you're sitting on will be just wonderful.
I confess, eating out tends to lower my intelligence quotient. Still, Red Lobster is off-limits even when the snapper is in season. I won't allow it, I just won't. Oh wait, I thought I was still on the cannibal restaurant thread.

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#102 Mar 3, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>I confess, eating out tends to lower my intelligence quotient. Still, Red Lobster is off-limits even when the snapper is in season. I won't allow it, I just won't. Oh wait, I thought I was still on the cannibal restaurant thread.
Well, it's kinda the same. I'm planning on eating you.
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#106 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I do dig Word Woman. As long as she can over-look my tremendous shlong, we'd probably make a good couple. Maybe this year at the company picnic, I won't have to enter the 3-legged race by myself!
ok but i still want u when my husband dies, ill load up my donkeys and move to greenville.
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#107 Mar 3, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
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Cyber-courting three or more women in more thread. A cyber-player....just as I cyber-suspected! Oh well, at least uknlike in real life, these ladies seem worthy!:)
yeah! And we think u are worthy too nita!
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#108 Mar 3, 2013
Okay, in the last 48 hours, I have been romanced by & sold on Alyagotado (much to Nita Mann's dismay)...then lost him to MystDefy...then got him back, with the condition that I have to be willing to accept his true love (Hartford ky lady) & her donkeys in our life when her husband dies...
and they say WOMEN are the cause of drama in relationships?!?!?!? This is bullsh!t...lmao!!!:)
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#109 Mar 3, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
Okay, in the last 48 hours, I have been romanced by & sold on Alyagotado (much to Nita Mann's dismay)...then lost him to MystDefy...then got him back, with the condition that I have to be willing to accept his true love (Hartford ky lady) & her donkeys in our life when her husband dies...
and they say WOMEN are the cause of drama in relationships?!?!?!? This is bullsh!t...lmao!!!:)
ha ha, you will love the donkeys, but by then we will be all old and i may need help shoveling poop in the barn.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#110 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
<quoted text> ha ha, you will love the donkeys, but by then we will be all old and i may need help shoveling poop in the barn.
LOL...well, if nothing else, my name is Christy, as well, so that will makes things easy for him (I noticed that you wrote that your name is Kristi in another thread)!!! ;)

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