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Word Woman

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#65
Feb 22, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
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No difference? Let's just say you don't want to get between Mr. Spock and his 7 year hard-on! Or maybe you do. Are you hornier than a 5th grader?
I'm fairly certain that taking on 7 yrs of any pent up male, human or otherwise, would likely create the exact same end-result as screwing a stick of dynamite, so I'm gonna have to agree with you on that...and I may be behind the times, but I wasn't aware that 5th graders had become horny little monsters these days?!?!?
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#66
Feb 22, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
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No, you didn't win. Whoever got you was the winner! You still came in second place! HAHA! You're a sweetheart. You even out the ones giving women a bad name.
wow thanks!

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Feb 22, 2013
 
Hartford ky lady wrote:
<quoted text> wow thanks!
Cyber back off, please. I cyber saw him first.:) lol ;D

It's bad enough that my hero Word Woman gets all the men!:)

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Feb 24, 2013
 
Nita Mann wrote:
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Cyber back off, please. I cyber saw him first.:) lol ;D
It's bad enough that my hero Word Woman gets all the men!:)
She doesn't get all the men. I just want to see how many licks it takes to get to your center.

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Feb 24, 2013
 
Word Woman wrote:
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I'm fairly certain that taking on 7 yrs of any pent up male, human or otherwise, would likely create the exact same end-result as screwing a stick of dynamite, so I'm gonna have to agree with you on that...and I may be behind the times, but I wasn't aware that 5th graders had become horny little monsters these days?!?!?
I'm going on 4 years. I'm just waiting on another 3 to explode. And you are really naive if you didn't know 5th graders were horny little monsters. I'd have eaten your garters back in my day. Not now. I'm aiming a little higher.
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#71
Feb 24, 2013
 
How far up ya got ur sites set on? lol
Word Woman

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Feb 24, 2013
 
Nita Mann wrote:
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Cyber back off, please. I cyber saw him first.:) lol ;D
It's bad enough that my hero Word Woman gets all the men!:)
Alyagotado is correct...I certainly don't get all the men, though I appreciate the fact that you believe that to be true. I am also very flattered that you would consider me to be your hero, especially given that you had the opportunity to witness, first-hand, the exceptionally poor character of the one guy I dated from your neck of the woods...
Word Woman

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Feb 24, 2013
 
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I'm going on 4 years. I'm just waiting on another 3 to explode. And you are really naive if you didn't know 5th graders were horny little monsters. I'd have eaten your garters back in my day. Not now. I'm aiming a little higher.
"Aiming a little higher"??? I'm not quite sure what you're referring to...should I be insulted...lol?!?!? And, given that it's been a few years since I was in 5th grade, I can't really remember what was going on, if anything, with my horomones...or even if I knew what sex was, for that matter.

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Feb 26, 2013
 
Word Woman wrote:
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"Aiming a little higher"??? I'm not quite sure what you're referring to...should I be insulted...lol?!?!? And, given that it's been a few years since I was in 5th grade, I can't really remember what was going on, if anything, with my horomones...or even if I knew what sex was, for that matter.
I wouldn't be insulted. By aiming a little higher I didn't mean better than you or the Air Force. I invited one of my ex girls to an honors banquet. She asked me which did I prefer. Her legs bare or in pantyhose. I actually prefer something in between. Aiming higher? That means my tongue is a heat-seaker. Sorry, was. I've since been decomissioned.
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Feb 26, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
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I wouldn't be insulted. By aiming a little higher I didn't mean better than you or the Air Force. I invited one of my ex girls to an honors banquet. She asked me which did I prefer. Her legs bare or in pantyhose. I actually prefer something in between. Aiming higher? That means my tongue is a heat-seaker. Sorry, was. I've since been decomissioned.
Gotcha...
"My tongue is a heat-seeker"...I think this should definitely be your avatar quote!!! And, I can only assume that being decommissioned has contributed to your coming up with the interesting descriptions & witty analogies that you've posted re: this particular act...the most memorable of which involved Winnie-the-Pooh & a honey pot...lol!!!

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#76
Feb 27, 2013
 
You remember how happy Pooh was after he gorged himself and was sitting there next to that empty honey pot. I'm that happy, too. Only, my neck is usually sore. And I took myself out of commision. I dated plenty after my divorce, but I guess too many years in "The Devil's Triangle" jaded me. Still like honey, though. If they could make that taste on a hot dum-dum, I could finally quit smoking.

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Feb 27, 2013
 

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Imma10 wrote:
How far up ya got ur sites set on? lol
I believe your sitting on the target. You just need to spreadem so I can get a clear shot.

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Feb 27, 2013
 
Word Woman wrote:
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Gotcha...
"My tongue is a heat-seeker"...I think this should definitely be your avatar quote!!! And, I can only assume that being decommissioned has contributed to your coming up with the interesting descriptions & witty analogies that you've posted re: this particular act...the most memorable of which involved Winnie-the-Pooh & a honey pot...lol!!!
I'm flattered that you're such an avid reader of my posts. I can only imagine that you have a very hot target. That particular act wouldn't be an act with you. Let me put the fan on "high" and put on my swim fins and we'll be ready to go diving.

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Feb 28, 2013
 
Word Woman wrote:
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Gotcha...
"My tongue is a heat-seeker"...I think this should definitely be your avatar quote!!! And, I can only assume that being decommissioned has contributed to your coming up with the interesting descriptions & witty analogies that you've posted re: this particular act...the most memorable of which involved Winnie-the-Pooh & a honey pot...lol!!!
I have been told I am quite the cunning linguist. Shuck those asbestos panties and come on over. I'll put out that fire, lickety split. I'll bet your sex comes with a sprinkler system. You just may not know it yet.
Word Woman

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Feb 28, 2013
 
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I have been told I am quite the cunning linguist. Shuck those asbestos panties and come on over. I'll put out that fire, lickety split. I'll bet your sex comes with a sprinkler system. You just may not know it yet.
"Shuck those asbestos panties"?!?!? LOL! And, on the thread about spanking, some British "chap" told me to "pull up my skirt & pull down my knickers"... So, what makes you topix boys think I don't go commando?!?!? LMAO!!!
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You strike me as having to be romanced before playing horizontal limbo. How about a poem?

Love is calling, water is falling
Light is fading, river cascading
You and me pounding it on the bank.

That oughta do it.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

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Alyagotado wrote:
You strike me as having to be romanced before playing horizontal limbo. How about a poem?
Love is calling, water is falling
Light is fading, river cascading
You and me pounding it on the bank.
That oughta do it.
You forgot the last line:
Pretend in the bushes having a wank.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

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#83
Mar 1, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
You strike me as having to be romanced before playing horizontal limbo. How about a poem?
Love is calling, water is falling
Light is fading, river cascading
You and me pounding it on the bank.
That oughta do it.
This just warms the cockles of my heart. I got all mysty. Freakin' hilarious!

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Mar 1, 2013
 
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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You forgot the last line:
Pretend in the bushes having a wank.
I'm afraid my days of having a wank are over. Ever heard of "Laffy Taffy?"

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Mar 1, 2013
 
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>This just warms the cockles of my heart. I got all mysty. Freakin' hilarious!
I don't think I have them, but my heart cuntles are warmed as well. I just wish I could get all Mysty. I appreciate your Good Humor. I just wish you were here so it would come on a stick.

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