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jamjuggles

Nashville, TN

#21 Jan 19, 2013
I'll lick it all up with my frozen nips
Brad Williams

Lafayette, IN

#24 Sep 23, 2013
I would like to join your church/Bible study.
brdw68@yahoo.com is my e-mail
been looking for like minded idividuals/groups to join for
quite some time now

Since: Mar 13

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#25 Sep 24, 2013
Awww...
I remember this thread :)
Good times. Good times.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#26 Sep 24, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
There is a lot of good word play and innuendo going on here. I'm no match for your wit...I learned the hard not to joke with a woman on her period, when my wife sent me to the store to get her some tampons and I brought her back an iPad...
And now for my period joke...
From a fable by Jean de Condé, paraphrased from Barbara Tuchman’s, A Distant Mirror.
Queen: Sir, have you fathered any children?
Knight: No my lady, I have not.
Queen: Indeed, you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when he held her in his arms, for your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places. I do not doubt your word, for it is easy to judge from the state of the hay whether the pitchfork is any good.
Knight: Lady, answer me without deceit, is there any hair between your legs?
Queen: None at all.
Knight: Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path.
Let's see if anyone gets why that is a period joke...
This is a period piece of the Renaissance era.

Yep, this thread is a classic! You start laughing at Mrs. Pinchon pinching a loaf and don't stop to the bitter end. Clever stuff.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#27 Sep 24, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>This is a period piece of the Renaissance era.
Yep, this thread is a classic! You start laughing at Mrs. Pinchon pinching a loaf and don't stop to the bitter end. Clever stuff.
Mrs. Pinchon, eh? Sounds vaguely familiar, as does Marvelous Marv. I seem to remember those 2 characters.
Cat Turd

Union Mills, NC

#28 Sep 24, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>This is a period piece of the Renaissance era.
Yep, this thread is a classic! You start laughing at Mrs. Pinchon pinching a loaf and don't stop to the bitter end. Clever stuff.
Why stop?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#29 Sep 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>Why stop?
carry on then. Lol!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#30 Sep 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Awww...
I remember this thread :)
Good times. Good times.
As do I. You were on your way into topix and I was on my way out. That sounds bad. It wasn't because of you. Witty back and forths like this one were what keep me coming back and entertained. Somewhere along the line they stopped and nastiness took over. At a point you get tired of searching through nastiness to find good things to respond to. This thread can be our Route 66.

Since: Mar 13

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#31 Sep 24, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>As do I. You were on your way into topix and I was on my way out. That sounds bad. It wasn't because of you. Witty back and forths like this one were what keep me coming back and entertained. Somewhere along the line they stopped and nastiness took over. At a point you get tired of searching through nastiness to find good things to respond to. This thread can be our Route 66.
lol I'm certainly glad I'm not the reason you no longer post, P2BN and I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss your hilarious, easy going, fun guy and family man personality. Our Route 66 thread, I like that :)
But your missing all of my ever so funny jokes... you're only depriving yourself... oh, and me. You're depriving me of your jokes and that's really just selfish...

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