F-ing Stomach Bug!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#1 Dec 22, 2012
Anybody else had it? Seems to be terrible for about 24 hours and then go away. I'm only on hour number 6 so I may be on here a lot today as being quarantined in the basement sucks.
Bug Detector

Elizabethton, TN

#2 Dec 22, 2012
People catch these bugs by other nasty-assed people who handle shopping carts and haven't washed their hands after they dumped a load in the toilet, picked their noses, and sneezed all over everything. Nastiness is what it is. People are like HOGS!

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#3 Dec 22, 2012
I had it, but it lasted 3 days with me...
whothehellcares-

Greeneville, TN

#4 Dec 22, 2012
whothehellcares

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Dec 22, 2012
Bug Detector wrote:
People catch these bugs by other nasty-assed people who handle shopping carts and haven't washed their hands after they dumped a load in the toilet, picked their noses, and sneezed all over everything. Nastiness is what it is. People are like HOGS!
That makes sense. I was at Walmart for my weekly shopping cart handle licking session just last night.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#6 Dec 22, 2012
whothehellcares- wrote:
I had it, but it lasted 3 days with me...
This should help feed the rumor that we are lovers. I told you to wash your hands afterwards. You are so gross!
Billy

Nolensville, TN

#8 Dec 22, 2012
The WalMart version lasts 24 hours. The "eating at a mexican restaurant" version only lasts 12 hours.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#9 Dec 22, 2012
A spoon full of kerosene will vanquish the bug.
oh by the way

Union City, TN

#10 Dec 23, 2012
I love the stomach bug. You lose 7-10 pounds instantly.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#11 Dec 23, 2012
I was at the doller Store last night and you could actually see the germs jumping on the shopping buggy handle. Somebody had puked in the parking lot too.
Nita Mann

Blacksburg, SC

#12 Dec 23, 2012
Don't know about Walmart, but Food City provides sanitizer wipes for hands/cart handles. I've started using them.

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