A legend right here in Greeneville Te...

A legend right here in Greeneville Tennessee

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Hawkman

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jul 5, 2014
The only people HAWK hasn't pimp slapped is the people he hasn't met yet.

The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met the HAWK.

The HAWK don't play soccer anymore cause when he did, his kicks destroyed everything in his path.

Why did the ho cross the road? To get away from the HAWK's pimp slap.

Why did the woman have two black eyes? The HAWK had to tell her twice.

The HAWK once pimp-slapped the Incredible Hulk. The Hulk goes by the name Shrek now.
hawkeye

Friendsville, TN

#2 Jul 5, 2014
May I please have an autograph as I just received my black eye from bending over from laughing so hard I bumped into the desk? That is definitely your best yet. Bravo!
Funny

Greeneville, TN

#3 Jul 5, 2014
I am really warming up to Hawkman LOL

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

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#4 Jul 5, 2014
Hawkman wrote:
The only people HAWK hasn't pimp slapped is the people he hasn't met yet.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met the HAWK.
The HAWK don't play soccer anymore cause when he did, his kicks destroyed everything in his path.
Why did the ho cross the road? To get away from the HAWK's pimp slap.
Why did the woman have two black eyes? The HAWK had to tell her twice.
The HAWK once pimp-slapped the Incredible Hulk. The Hulk goes by the name Shrek now.
You're getting better! Just think how good you will be when you enter high school this Fall.

Since: Feb 14

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#5 Jul 5, 2014
Dr Wu wrote:
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You're getting better! Just think how good you will be when you enter high school this Fall.
Keeper comment right there, yup ,it is! LMAO
Hawkman

Greeneville, TN

#6 Jul 5, 2014
The HAWK don't flush the toilet, he just raises his fist and scares the shit out of it.
Hawkette

Matthews, NC

#7 Jul 5, 2014
What is his take on Ashevillans
smartfeller

Friendsville, TN

#8 Jul 5, 2014
Hawkman wrote:
The HAWK don't flush the toilet, he just raises his fist and scares the shit out of it.
Hilarious.

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

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#10 Jul 5, 2014
Hawkman wrote:
The HAWK don't flush the toilet, he just raises his fist and scares the shit out of it.
Wait. I tied to use the word A$$ and got called out on it but Hawkman gets to use the word shit?

Since: Feb 14

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#11 Jul 5, 2014
Dr Wu wrote:
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Wait. I tied to use the word A$$ and got called out on it but Hawkman gets to use the word shit?
It's all in the accent I'm afraid.
hawksnest

Friendsville, TN

#12 Jul 5, 2014
Hawkette wrote:
What is his take on Ashevillans
Very artistic and talented people. Hawkman likes em feisty so he can slap the she at out of em.
Hawkman

Greeneville, TN

#13 Jul 6, 2014
The devil went down to Georgia cause he knew the HAWK was in Tennessee!
Hawkman

Greeneville, TN

#14 Jul 6, 2014
If you can read this sentence, thank a teacher. Also thank the HAWK for allowing you to live.
nuts

Friendsville, TN

#15 Jul 6, 2014
Hawkman wrote:
If you can read this sentence, thank a teacher. Also thank the HAWK for allowing you to live.
I would rather thank my optic doctor. They are non-union.
Wordy

Greeneville, TN

#16 Jul 6, 2014
I would have to thank word woman for allowing this thread to be active. If she dis approves, it goes away.
Republican here

Greeneville, TN

#21 Jul 12, 2014
This was really funny!

But I am not voting for Hawk, I do not care what party he is with.

Since: May 14

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#22 Jul 12, 2014
Republican here wrote:
This was really funny!
But I am not voting for Hawk, I do not care what party he is with.
Same here! I hope the "Hawkman" makes David Hawk's reputation worse than it already is.
Satire

Greeneville, TN

#23 Jul 13, 2014
Rhett Scarlett wrote:
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Same here! I hope the "Hawkman" makes David Hawk's reputation worse than it already is.
Pretty sure the Hawkman is just writing satire. You know that Hawk will still win though. A lot of people in this county will vote for him and they don't care what he did. Look at all the Hawk signs people are putting in their yards.

I'd be ashamed to put one of those signs in my yard!

Since: May 14

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#24 Jul 13, 2014
Satire wrote:
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Pretty sure the Hawkman is just writing satire. You know that Hawk will still win though. A lot of people in this county will vote for him and they don't care what he did. Look at all the Hawk signs people are putting in their yards.
I'd be ashamed to put one of those signs in my yard!
I agree that he will probably win. I would be embarrassed to have one of his signs in my yard. Most of the people who vote for him either do so because he is a republican, they need him to move up the ranks in their place of work, or both. I know a Greeneville police officer who has thrown family members under the bus while kissing David Hawk's behind just so he can move up in the ranks. He cannot stand Hawk but campaigns and votes for him for personal and professional gain. It's pathetic!
Blister

Madisonville, KY

#25 Jul 13, 2014
He is a gay Nazi wanna-be hence the term bit h slap.

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