A 90 year old man was asked about the best part of his day and the worst part of his day. He replied his morning bowel movement. Guy he was talking to asked if that was the best or the worst. Man says both. Other guy asks him to explain. The 90 year old says "every morning at 6 I have an amazing bowel movement." The other guy says "I can see that being the best part of the day but why is it the worst too?" Ninety year old says "because I don't wake up till 8."<quoted text>
That IS why I have new sheets every day. You should try it... Quite liberating...
“I've Always Been This Stupid”
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#22 Apr 5, 2013
Since: Mar 13
#23 Apr 5, 2013
That's amazing lol I love your humor!
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