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“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#22 Apr 5, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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That IS why I have new sheets every day. You should try it... Quite liberating...
A 90 year old man was asked about the best part of his day and the worst part of his day. He replied his morning bowel movement. Guy he was talking to asked if that was the best or the worst. Man says both. Other guy asks him to explain. The 90 year old says "every morning at 6 I have an amazing bowel movement." The other guy says "I can see that being the best part of the day but why is it the worst too?" Ninety year old says "because I don't wake up till 8."

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#23 Apr 5, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>A 90 year old man was asked about the best part of his day and the worst part of his day. He replied his morning bowel movement. Guy he was talking to asked if that was the best or the worst. Man says both. Other guy asks him to explain. The 90 year old says "every morning at 6 I have an amazing bowel movement." The other guy says "I can see that being the best part of the day but why is it the worst too?" Ninety year old says "because I don't wake up till 8."
That's amazing lol I love your humor!

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