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Sara

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#1 Apr 5, 2013
Alot of new posters one here lately so I figured a roll call could be fun.
Age/Sex/Marital Status
I'm 28/Female/Divorced

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Apr 5, 2013
Damn. That's what we called it when the ecstasy tablets were delivered and they called to tell you. I got my hopes up.
36/male/married

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#3 Apr 5, 2013
37/male/single..

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#4 Apr 5, 2013
33/female/divorced

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#5 Apr 5, 2013
34/female/married

Since: Mar 13

Bennettsville, SC

#7 Apr 5, 2013
36/married/woman ;-)
WTF

Elizabethton, TN

#8 Apr 5, 2013
present

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Apr 5, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
22/male/engaged. Shoe size 10.
Wow wow wow! Why don't you just post your picture? Hell now we all know what to look for.

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#10 Apr 5, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>Wow wow wow! Why don't you just post your picture? Hell now we all know what to look for.
Yes... His size 10's are like fingerprints... I know exactly who he is now...!

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#11 Apr 5, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
34/female/married
What what what... you are married... Is that why you stood me up at the alter today at five... Or did it take longer than anticipated to shave your legs... or since we didn't set up where we were getting married you might have been at a different church...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#12 Apr 5, 2013
I'm 28, married, and 6 1/2 inches... I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling up next to a fire with a good book, long bubble baths, a nice merlot, and I love cocaine and meth... I also enjoy abusing the elderly and children.... o and the smell of flowers in a field and fresh cut grass...

Since: Mar 13

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#14 Apr 5, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I'm 28, married, and 6 1/2 inches... I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling up next to a fire with a good book, long bubble baths, a nice merlot, and I love cocaine and meth... I also enjoy abusing the elderly and children.... o and the smell of flowers in a field and fresh cut grass...
Oooo... I am "cyber" unmarried" - to clarify (remember, I filed the papers when I found out you weren't Buddhist.) and yes... Goodness... It took me all darn day to shave... This guy was chasing me with a weedeater so after the razor wasn't doing the job (and heck yeah, I was in a hurry. I was getting married to the sexy smexy WTHC!) so I let weedeater guy have at my legs, a bit razor burned but I'm all good... Then I went to my favorite church, the bar, and u weren't there... Oh hell, I looked for u forever... Then I just went home... And ate a can of peas... And some cauliflower... Cause I was depressed... But it was all a misunderstanding!! So, tomorrow at 3?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#15 Apr 5, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Oooo... I am "cyber" unmarried" - to clarify (remember, I filed the papers when I found out you weren't Buddhist.) and yes... Goodness... It took me all darn day to shave... This guy was chasing me with a weedeater so after the razor wasn't doing the job (and heck yeah, I was in a hurry. I was getting married to the sexy smexy WTHC!) so I let weedeater guy have at my legs, a bit razor burned but I'm all good... Then I went to my favorite church, the bar, and u weren't there... Oh hell, I looked for u forever... Then I just went home... And ate a can of peas... And some cauliflower... Cause I was depressed... But it was all a misunderstanding!! So, tomorrow at 3?
That cauliflower ain't gonna make your farts very lady like.

Since: Mar 13

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#16 Apr 5, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>That cauliflower ain't gonna make your farts very lady like.
I don't fart really...

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#17 Apr 5, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I'm 28, married, and 6 1/2 inches... I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling up next to a fire with a good book, long bubble baths, a nice merlot, and I love cocaine and meth... I also enjoy abusing the elderly and children.... o and the smell of flowers in a field and fresh cut grass...
Oh lord fine...
We will go there...
I'm 34 and married but cyber fiancé'ed to WTHC and cyber gf to P2NB. I do love the beach, though I'd never live there. I'm a size 6 shoe. My favorite color is off-nothing (like off-white, but it's off-nothing) but I will lie and say it's blue. I drink Jaeger. I have a dog. I fart very lady like (if I did fart, but I don't)

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#18 Apr 5, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Oooo... I am "cyber" unmarried" - to clarify (remember, I filed the papers when I found out you weren't Buddhist.) and yes... Goodness... It took me all darn day to shave... This guy was chasing me with a weedeater so after the razor wasn't doing the job (and heck yeah, I was in a hurry. I was getting married to the sexy smexy WTHC!) so I let weedeater guy have at my legs, a bit razor burned but I'm all good... Then I went to my favorite church, the bar, and u weren't there... Oh hell, I looked for u forever... Then I just went home... And ate a can of peas... And some cauliflower... Cause I was depressed... But it was all a misunderstanding!! So, tomorrow at 3?
I'll be at work... maybe 10:30 am...

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

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#19 Apr 5, 2013
Just got here, now I'm going to bed. Goodnite all!

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#20 Apr 5, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I'll be at work... maybe 10:30 am...
Mmm... That's early... Ok... But do I have to brush my teeth?

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#21 Apr 5, 2013
Jenny H from the block wrote:
Just got here, now I'm going to bed. Goodnite all!
Guess you're saying you don't like the company?

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#22 Apr 5, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Mmm... That's early... Ok... But do I have to brush my teeth?
How about a late wedding at the bar of your church...

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