U have problems with unacorns?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Mar 22, 2013

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tearing my yard up

messin with my cattel

put dints in my car

stomp wifes flowers down

terorizing my dog and two cats

Since: Mar 13

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#1 Mar 22, 2013
Yes... unicorns are running a muck these days...
Oops

Midland, NC

#2 Mar 22, 2013
Stomped wifes flowers down.

Since: Dec 11

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#3 Mar 22, 2013
DO NOT play leap frog with a unicorn. You'll lose.
Ray

Elizabethton, TN

#4 Mar 22, 2013
Be careful around Unicorns. They are always horny.

Since: Mar 13

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#5 Mar 22, 2013
Ray wrote:
Be careful around Unicorns. They are always horny.
And they have those pointy things in the middle of their heads too...

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#6 Mar 22, 2013
Have a problem with unicorns and jackalopes.

Since: Apr 11

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#7 Mar 22, 2013
My dogs are always barking at those darn unicorns when it is dark and they are jealous of my cat that rides them.

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#8 Mar 22, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
My dogs are always barking at those darn unicorns when it is dark and they are jealous of my cat that rides them.
The neighbor's unicorn is always getting loose and pooping in my yard... I'm fed up with the madness!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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The neighbor's unicorn is always getting loose and pooping in my yard... I'm fed up with the madness!
Don't unicorns poop rainbows?

Since: Mar 13

Knoxville, TN

#10 Mar 22, 2013
Oooh it's killing me. I can't help myself. I like both kinds of nuts, acorns and unacorns. I couldn't refuse even in the face of the gay jokes coming.

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#11 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Don't unicorns poop rainbows?
You ever step in a big pile of rainbow? It isn't as pleasant as one might think...

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#12 Mar 22, 2013
12kno wrote:
Oooh it's killing me. I can't help myself. I like both kinds of nuts, acorns and unacorns. I couldn't refuse even in the face of the gay jokes coming.
lol I'll admit, it took me a minute to get that ;)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#13 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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You ever step in a big pile of rainbow? It isn't as pleasant as one might think...
I guess the treasure at the end of the rainbow is a unicorns ass. Not sure where the leprechaun would be hiding.

Since: Apr 11

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#14 Mar 22, 2013
I am holding the leprechan hostage...that is where he is

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#15 Mar 22, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
I am holding the leprechan hostage...that is where he is
Get'em girl! That damn leprechan took my parking spot the other day... I know it was at the end of the rainbow but my name was clearly posted on the sign... Good-ness!

Since: Dec 11

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#17 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>I guess the treasure at the end of the rainbow is a unicorns ass. Not sure where the leprechaun would be hiding.
I AM the leprechaun!

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#18 Mar 23, 2013
I am the (honey)pot of gold!

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