When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH...
cleopatra

Johnson City, TN

#46 Aug 28, 2011
"Oh okay, I'll be sure to pour you a nice tall glass of shut the f*ck up to go with it."
Yes

Hendersonville, TN

#47 Sep 2, 2011
Simple. Make a sammich
Bob

Cookeville, TN

#48 Sep 4, 2011
Best comeback= "Yes Dear"
hejiejjshsh

Smyrna, TN

#49 Sep 4, 2011
You better come bak with a sandwich
hejiejjshsh

Smyrna, TN

#50 Sep 4, 2011
hejiejjshsh wrote:
You better come bak with a sandwich
*back
Brad C

Foley, AL

#51 Apr 9, 2012
You better come back with a goddamn sandwich.
RGVG

Asunción, Paraguay

#52 Apr 30, 2012
you better come back with a F.U.C.K.I.N.G. sandwitch!!!!
Pretend 2 B Normal

Johnson City, TN

#53 Apr 30, 2012
Just hand him a copy of the lady squeezing the guys nuts till he dies article. Enough said.
Idpot

San Antonio, TX

#54 May 1, 2012
Better come back with a god dam sandwich

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#55 May 2, 2012
Wave both of your hands in front of while flipping him off. Say ALAKAZAM! Then say ah hell I must have lost my touch. Lol!
Sandwich queen

Haslet, TX

#56 May 11, 2012
Old timer wrote:
All you women are feminists, when it comes to having to do something.
Define "something". Saying "All you women" is a broad generalization that is easily proven untrue. Broad generalizations are usually offensive. The case is no different here.
Shelly

Haughton, LA

#57 May 15, 2012
"the only sandwich I know how to make is a KNUCKLE sandwich" or "sure, DEAR, here's your KNUCKLE sandwich" and shake you fist at him while smiling. If he doesn't laugh, never see that man again. period.
GvilleGrad

Boiling Springs, SC

#58 May 15, 2012
I wish I had a good man ; I would gladly fix him
A sandwich of his choice.

I learned how to prepare food and cook since I was 8 years of age and furthered my culinary skills in Home Economics , among various other culinary courses.

I have actually taught courses on cooking. You can say - I'm well rounded.

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#59 May 16, 2012
GvilleGrad wrote:
I wish I had a good man ; I would gladly fix him
A sandwich of his choice.
I learned how to prepare food and cook since I was 8 years of age and furthered my culinary skills in Home Economics , among various other culinary courses.
I have actually taught courses on cooking. You can say - I'm well rounded.
You sound like quite a catch.
madiboo

Angola, NY

#60 Jul 21, 2012
No,make your own. I'm not your personal waitress.

“Read all about it!”

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#61 Jul 21, 2012
My husband is too smart to ever TELL me to go and do anything.... However, if he ASKS, I will fix him anything he wants.
forreal

Holland, MI

#62 Jul 22, 2012
well you better comeback with a sandwich
Have Some Self Respect

Derby, KS

#63 Aug 26, 2012
Here's what you do:
"Woman, go make me a sammich!"
"Oh, anything for you dear." *Smile sweetly*
Now, go to the kitchen and make the best damn sandwich you've ever made. Then make a second sandwich. Put everything but the lunch meat on it. Place both sandwiches on a plate and head back to your "man". Put the plate down on a table or something. Pick up the second sandwich (the one without the meat). Now seperate the two pieces of bread. With half in each hand, turn his head into the "lunch meat".
"There, I made you a sandwich."
Smile, then sit down and eat your own kick-ass sandwich.
He'll never demand a sandwich again.:)
Realman

Raleigh, NC

#64 Sep 1, 2012
The only acceptable comeback is you coming back with a sandwich!!!!!!
Sss

Charlotte, NC

#65 Sep 1, 2012
Im not really a bitch, I just play one in your life.

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