When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH...

When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

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Mount Holly, NC

#4 Aug 14, 2011
" ok dear because you are my owner and I must serve you... how about a beer and threesome with that"

“Just me.......”

Since: Jul 11

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#5 Aug 14, 2011
Come back with a skillet upside his head.

Antioch, TN

#6 Aug 14, 2011
just say why dont you go fix me a sandwhich and fix yourself one while your at it...

White Pine, TN

#7 Aug 14, 2011
Bring him a plate with some sand and a picture of a witch or a little witch figurine on it.
Not sexist

Fort Campbell, TN

#9 Aug 14, 2011
Greene Goblin wrote:
Nothing sexist about having your woman get you a sandwich. Is it sexist to ask a man to clean the gutters?
Yes, it is. That's why I clean my own gutters and my husband makes his own damn sandwiches!

Pageland, SC

#10 Aug 15, 2011
Its all in the way he asks. If he demands in all caps screaming ill not respond or even hear what he said. If he says, would ya make me a sandwich ? Then id make him a sandwich. As long as he mowed the yard cleaned the gutters painted the house paid the bills acted like a man .
old friend

Nashville, TN

#11 Aug 15, 2011
Best response would be yes sir...or I would like nothing better you honor. Whatever response just be sure to have a sandwich present.

“Eat More Chicken”

Since: Aug 11

Midway Tn

#12 Aug 15, 2011
would you like fries with that?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 Aug 15, 2011
Best way to ask for a sandwich:

I could make my own, but yours are always sooo good. I'll pay you back later.(wink, wink)

Canfield, OH

#14 Aug 15, 2011
spread yer legs, slide in a burger pattie and say here eats this. SHow him the mayo he left there the night before.
Harley Angel

Murfreesboro, TN

#15 Aug 15, 2011
At my home, he gets up off his arse and makes his own!

Charlotte, NC

#16 Aug 15, 2011
I d say bologna ham or turkey, mayo mustard, lettuce , tomatoes, cherry peppers, sale or pepper , white or wheat ?
slic ric

United States

#17 Aug 15, 2011
you better get off that fat arse and start doing your job or you might find yourself out in the cold!!! you can either love it or leave it because it doesnt get any better then this Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Harley Angel wrote:
At my home, he gets up off his arse and makes his own!
living on the edge

Boiling Springs, SC

#18 Aug 15, 2011
Your a$$ ain't handicapped!!!! Guess that's why ill never be married.
At your service

Nashville, TN

#19 Aug 15, 2011
Id come back with a ham sandwich,topped with lettuce,tomato,cheese, and pee.

Brentwood, TN

#20 Aug 15, 2011
A gentleman should ask, not demand. Otherwise stay away from a man like that.

Johnson City, TN

#21 Aug 17, 2011
Greene Goblin wrote:
Nothing sexist about having your woman get you a sandwich. Is it sexist to ask a man to clean the gutters?
Thats a mans job anyway.

United States

#22 Aug 17, 2011
A knuckle sandwich ?
Old timer

Mooresville, NC

#23 Aug 17, 2011
All you women are feminists, when it comes to having to do something.
do it all the time

Nolensville, TN

#24 Aug 17, 2011
I put my hands in fron of me wiggle them and go poof your a sandwhich....

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