When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

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ballinmcgruber

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" ok dear because you are my owner and I must serve you... how about a beer and threesome with that"

“Just me.......”

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Come back with a skillet upside his head.
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just say why dont you go fix me a sandwhich and fix yourself one while your at it...
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Bring him a plate with some sand and a picture of a witch or a little witch figurine on it.
Not sexist

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Greene Goblin wrote:
Nothing sexist about having your woman get you a sandwich. Is it sexist to ask a man to clean the gutters?
Yes, it is. That's why I clean my own gutters and my husband makes his own damn sandwiches!
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Its all in the way he asks. If he demands in all caps screaming ill not respond or even hear what he said. If he says, would ya make me a sandwich ? Then id make him a sandwich. As long as he mowed the yard cleaned the gutters painted the house paid the bills acted like a man .
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Aug 15, 2011
 

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Best response would be yes sir...or I would like nothing better you honor. Whatever response just be sure to have a sandwich present.

“Eat More Chicken”

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would you like fries with that?

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Aug 15, 2011
 

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Best way to ask for a sandwich:

I could make my own, but yours are always sooo good. I'll pay you back later.(wink, wink)
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spread yer legs, slide in a burger pattie and say here eats this. SHow him the mayo he left there the night before.
Harley Angel

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At my home, he gets up off his arse and makes his own!
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I d say bologna ham or turkey, mayo mustard, lettuce , tomatoes, cherry peppers, sale or pepper , white or wheat ?
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you better get off that fat arse and start doing your job or you might find yourself out in the cold!!! you can either love it or leave it because it doesnt get any better then this Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Harley Angel wrote:
At my home, he gets up off his arse and makes his own!
living on the edge

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Aug 15, 2011
 
Your a$$ ain't handicapped!!!! Guess that's why ill never be married.
At your service

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Id come back with a ham sandwich,topped with lettuce,tomato,cheese, and pee.
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Aug 15, 2011
 
A gentleman should ask, not demand. Otherwise stay away from a man like that.
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Aug 17, 2011
 
Greene Goblin wrote:
Nothing sexist about having your woman get you a sandwich. Is it sexist to ask a man to clean the gutters?
Thats a mans job anyway.
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A knuckle sandwich ?
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All you women are feminists, when it comes to having to do something.
do it all the time

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I put my hands in fron of me wiggle them and go poof your a sandwhich....

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