I was rejected from the Jury because I?

I was rejected from the Jury because I?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Mar 24, 2012

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am a racist

can't stay off the cellphone

was too smart and honest

gotta bladder problem

defendant was my daddy

threatened a lawyer

pick my nose to much

I was

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jurror

United States

#2 Mar 24, 2012
Hate gays lesbians and anything not white. Easy way to get out of it.
GvilleGrad

Boiling Springs, SC

#3 Mar 24, 2012
Believe in corporal punishment
ZiT ReMeDy

Columbia, SC

#4 Mar 25, 2012
I wore a hangman's noose and a executioner's hood.
Patsy

Nashville, TN

#5 Mar 25, 2012
In labor.
My Opinion

Brentwood, TN

#6 Mar 25, 2012
GUILTY, can I go now?

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#7 Mar 25, 2012
The Judge kept flirting with me and I cussed him out during a joint break.
dang

Smyrna, TN

#8 Mar 25, 2012
Cause I smacked the guy next to me just to get out of doing it.

Since: Dec 11

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#9 Apr 26, 2014
lets talk about it boyz
Luther

Kingsport, TN

#10 Apr 26, 2014
I told them that the whole thing was a joke.
Darky

Stanfield, NC

#11 Apr 26, 2014
I'm black.
Fancy Pants

Stanfield, NC

#12 Apr 26, 2014
I'm gay.
TeHee

Stanfield, NC

#13 Apr 26, 2014
I'm stupid.
White Chic

Stanfield, NC

#14 Apr 26, 2014
I'm female.
White Guy

Stanfield, NC

#15 Apr 26, 2014
F??k ya'll. I still have jury duty.
oh please

Greeneville, TN

#16 Apr 26, 2014
Should've told them you believe they should bring back Sunday afternoon hangings.
Gville Wrkr

Charlotte, NC

#17 Apr 27, 2014
Told them I hate kneegars.
oh please

Greeneville, TN

#18 Apr 27, 2014
I told them if they got caught they must be guilty

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#19 Apr 27, 2014
Because I couldn't be objective in the matter at hand. Because they knew if I were on the jury ... it would end in 'hung jury'.

Our peers are not always the best judge of 'our' innocence or guilt and many innocent folks have suffered years for something they did not do.
Some were executed. Some got away Scott Free, only it wasn't free at all because WE the tax payers help pay for their freedom.

I've never been called to jury duty, because I moved to fast and furious around out states they could barely keep track of me, but we know
BIG BROTHER is closer to us than most even realize.

Hmmm, wonder how OJ is doing these days?:O)

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#20 Apr 27, 2014
I'd like to be on the JURY when some of the CORRUPTION in OUR
Government goes to trial. Hmmm

Freedom of Speech .. ain't it grand?

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#21 Apr 27, 2014
Gville Wrkr wrote:
Told them I hate kneegars.
I told them my NEIGHBOR entered my home at one in the morning on
a Sunday (not unlike this one) when she thought I was out of town for
the weekend. They didn't believe me and I was thrown to the streets
after I raised HOLY CAIN about it.

Hmmmm, yep .. they must all be guilty, unless they can afford to be
proven innocent.

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