Who says god doesn't have a sense of humor...

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“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#1 Mar 6, 2013
I know for a fact that he does because he created midgets.... I find them both hilarious and disgusting at the same time... Am I the only one that has a lifelong dream of picking one of these little freaks of nature up and punting them like a football... I honestly believe that they were put here for our amusement, so every time I see one of these little bastards I run up and grab them and demand they give me their pot of gold... I mean what are they going to do if I piss them off, punch me in the shin... The ones I find the most hilarious are the ones that are disproportionate, like a normal sized head and a little body...
Se7en

Kings Mountain, NC

#2 Mar 6, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I know for a fact that he does because he created midgets.... I find them both hilarious and disgusting at the same time... Am I the only one that has a lifelong dream of picking one of these little freaks of nature up and punting them like a football... I honestly believe that they were put here for our amusement, so every time I see one of these little bastards I run up and grab them and demand they give me their pot of gold... I mean what are they going to do if I piss them off, punch me in the shin... The ones I find the most hilarious are the ones that are disproportionate, like a normal sized head and a little body...
I just have the urge to do mini squats while singing "oompa loompa" or "lollipop kid."
I also just want to pinch their fat little cheeks for some reason...
I just wanna pick them up and blow on their tummy like a little baby's.
Watching one being punted like a football would make my day as well! If you have the opportunity please let me know! I'd pay admission...
Yes... Yes... Burning for sure...

Since: Dec 12

Shelby, NC

#3 Mar 6, 2013
Little people need lovin' too. Why so mean?:( I suppose saying they are "short statured" is more politically correct than little people, a common term used to describe dwarfs. Some of them play up their condition & make loads of money. Others probably just want to blend in and lead normal lives. Would you appreciate being joked about if you were tiny?

Men in particular should think that one through very carefully! ;) lol
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#4 Mar 6, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
Little people need lovin' too. Why so mean?:( I suppose saying they are "short statured" is more politically correct than little people, a common term used to describe dwarfs. Some of them play up their condition & make loads of money. Others probably just want to blend in and lead normal lives. Would you appreciate being joked about if you were tiny?
Men in particular should think that one through very carefully! ;) lol
Whothehellcares and p2bn like to joke about how tiny they are! Or... I was laughing anyway. Is that the same thing? Just playin!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Mar 6, 2013
I don't know about them wanting to blend in but they can just duck behind a fire hydrant if they need to hide.
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#6 Mar 6, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I don't know about them wanting to blend in but they can just duck behind a fire hydrant if they need to hide.
Yes, I can see other advantages as well. For instance they never have to come up with an excuse not to ride those horrible rides at the fair that make you sick! They don't quite reach the appropriate height anyways... And!! They can walk right under the limbo line. Winner every time! Let's not forget they get to dress up for Halloween for life!! No one would suspect the little one under the ghost sheet was a 59 year old midget! I can go on but I'll pass on my talking stick to one of you creative bastards because I love you and wish to hear your thoughts on the matter!

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#7 Mar 6, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
Little people need lovin' too. Why so mean?:( I suppose saying they are "short statured" is more politically correct than little people, a common term used to describe dwarfs. Some of them play up their condition & make loads of money. Others probably just want to blend in and lead normal lives. Would you appreciate being joked about if you were tiny?
Men in particular should think that one through very carefully! ;) lol
In the words of Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason S
hort people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here
Short people are just the same
As you and I (A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Since: Aug 10

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#8 Mar 6, 2013
I don't always tell midget jokes, but when I do...I keep it short!!
Hartford ky lady

Duluth, GA

#9 Mar 7, 2013
Is it possible to have sex and kiss at the same time with a midget? Just wondering in case my husband dies and i hook up with magic mike midget. I like to plan ahead.

Since: Mar 12

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#10 Mar 7, 2013
I can see me hooking up with a midget. I've dated short girls, and they're awesome. I had one that my rod was actually bigger around than her wrist. She told me that was my problem. No, it was hers. And when they grab hold of your meat, looks like they're milking a horse. The shortest girl I've been with was 5'. She made me feel like I was 13".

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#11 Mar 7, 2013
Lmao! I bought my man a t-shirt that says midget hookers charge half price. Also, if ya need a good laugh, watch a midget porn. Some of them little dudes have a kickstand. Haha!:D

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Mar 7, 2013
Jenny H from the block wrote:
Lmao! I bought my man a t-shirt that says midget hookers charge half price. Also, if ya need a good laugh, watch a midget porn. Some of them little dudes have a kickstand. Haha!:D
Yup... I have an agenda now...
JustSayin

Greeneville, TN

#13 Mar 16, 2013
You know what burns my azz?
A pyromaniac midget with a Bic lighter!
Jack

Greeneville, TN

#14 Mar 16, 2013
Jack -- E

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#15 Mar 16, 2013
Jack wrote:
Jack -- E
Just what the f*ck is that suppose to mean... I'm sure in your drug addled mind it made sense, but for the rest of us it means nothing....

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#16 Mar 16, 2013
JustSayin wrote:
You know what burns my azz?
A pyromaniac midget with a Bic lighter!
haha like that one.

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#17 Mar 16, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>
Just what the f*ck is that suppose to mean... I'm sure in your drug addled mind it made sense, but for the rest of us it means nothing....
im a wiz at wheel of fortune . Its jack hoe
Dumazz

Johnson City, TN

#18 Mar 16, 2013
Howdy "kristi" you remember me??

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#19 Mar 17, 2013
Dumazz wrote:
Howdy "kristi" you remember me??
hi dumazz!

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#20 Mar 17, 2013
Job said God was the father of practical jokes! Only because I don't have that much power. I just have to settle for vaseline on the windshield wipers! Pooh!

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