When u run outta tolet paper u?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 7, 2013

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use a curtain

use the greenville sun

scoot on the carpit

wash rag

let underware do its job

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#1 Apr 7, 2013
Ring a little bell that sits on the lavatory and my husband brings me more.
Hmm

Elizabethton, TN

#2 Apr 7, 2013
Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when your stranded
And you cannot find the roll
To prove your a man
You must wipe with your hand
Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl!
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Since: Mar 13

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#3 Apr 7, 2013
Dig in the trash...

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Apr 7, 2013
Hmm wrote:
Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when your stranded
And you cannot find the roll
To prove your a man
You must wipe with your hand
Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl!
Author unknown
Never, EVER, use your hand...
NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER
Use your hand
Never...
Never Ever...
Well

Knoxville, TN

#7 Apr 8, 2013
My 2yr olds baby wipes!:)

Since: Apr 11

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#8 Apr 8, 2013
HAHA scoot on the carpet...nice visual!

“from parts unknown”

Since: Mar 13

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#9 Apr 8, 2013
I just don't do anything.
dr fill

Schaumburg, IL

#10 Apr 8, 2013
I use a colorful pamphlets printed by the wt org.Thats all they're good for.

“Cure 4 ignorance-> Knowledge!”

Since: Feb 11

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#11 Apr 8, 2013
In my house, you learn to look before you sit! In a house with three men... It's a given that there isn't going to be any on the roll....

Being the "woman of the house", it is also a given that I will not be alone once my rump hits the dump... So I could ALWAYS make someone grab a roll. Lol

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