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#23 Apr 17, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>No, no, no, I think you are underestimating me... I can take a lot more than 3 dicks... Have you ever seen the goatse guy, he's tight compared to me...
I can vouch for you if you need me too. That bit you did with the bowling ball was amazing!

Since: Mar 13

United States

#24 Apr 17, 2013
What's the cruelest trick you can play on the blind?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Since: Mar 13

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#25 Apr 17, 2013
How much dirt is in a ten foot hole?
danny

Corning, NY

#26 Apr 21, 2013
Guy: do you like kids
Girl:yes
Guy: good can i start a daycare in your mouth ??

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#27 Apr 21, 2013
12kno wrote:
What's the cruelest trick you can play on the blind?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
thats a good ome. Hahaha

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#28 Apr 21, 2013
What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closest?

The hide n' seek champion of 1996.
daddydaddy

United States

#29 Apr 21, 2013
Kris long
Bam!!!!!!

Since: Sep 10

Morristown, TN

#30 Apr 21, 2013
daddydaddy wrote:
Kris long
Bam!!!!!!
That's a good one! You are so brilliant.lol
hamburger

Elizabethton, TN

#31 Apr 21, 2013
What do we get if obummer walks out if the WHITE house and sees his shadow? Four more years of bad economy!

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#32 Apr 21, 2013
NoLongerActive wrote:
<quoted text>That's a good one! You are so brilliant.lol
No worries... noone cares about his dumbass, sweetheart.

Since: Sep 10

Morristown, TN

#33 Apr 21, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
No worries... noone cares about his dumbass, sweetheart.
Thank you hun!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#35 Apr 21, 2013
A guy is sitting at work one day when he hears a voice say "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Vegas." He ignores it but hears it everyday. after a bad day at work he hears the voice, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Vegas." He decides that is exactly what he is going to do. The next day he takes $200,000 and hops a plane to Vegas. He lands, exits the plane, and hears "Go to Ceasars Palace to the roulette table." He walks in the casino and heads to the roulette table. The voice says "Bet everything on Black 17." The guy buys $200,000 worth of chips and puts it all on Black 17. The wheel spins and comes up Red 20. The voice says "Fuck!"

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#36 Apr 21, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
A guy is sitting at work one day when he hears a voice say "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Vegas." He ignores it but hears it everyday. after a bad day at work he hears the voice, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Vegas." He decides that is exactly what he is going to do. The next day he takes $200,000 and hops a plane to Vegas. He lands, exits the plane, and hears "Go to Ceasars Palace to the roulette table." He walks in the casino and heads to the roulette table. The voice says "Bet everything on Black 17." The guy buys $200,000 worth of chips and puts it all on Black 17. The wheel spins and comes up Red 20. The voice says "Fuck!"
lol
I hear that same voice...

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#37 Apr 22, 2013
Did you hear about the gay midget?

He just came out of the cupboard!

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#38 Apr 26, 2013
A woman goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, everything I touch hurts.

He says, "ok, touch your ankle."

She does so and screams bloody murder!

He says, "ok, touch your belly."

She does so and screams again...

He says, "ok, touch your ear lobe."

She does so and is nearly in years afterward.

He says, "I know what your problem is."

She's quite happy...

He says, "you've broken your finger."

...

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#39 Apr 26, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
A woman goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, everything I touch hurts.

He says, "ok, touch your ankle."

She does so and screams bloody murder!

He says, "ok, touch your belly."

She does so and screams again...

He says, "ok, touch your ear lobe."

She does so and is nearly in years afterward.

He says, "I know what your problem is."

She's quite happy...

He says, "you've broken your finger."

...
Years=Tears
Huh

Greeneville, TN

#40 Apr 26, 2013
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail". Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating.
Huh

Greeneville, TN

#41 Apr 26, 2013
A blonde and brunette were walking down the street together when the brunette said to the blonde, "Hey, look at that dead bird". The blonde looked up at the sky and said, "Where?
Huh

Greeneville, TN

#42 Apr 26, 2013
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.

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#43 Apr 26, 2013
Huh wrote:
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail". Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating.
lol very funny

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