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Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms...

Knock Knock
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Not sally...

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What is the definition of...
Pissed off?

A midget with a yo-yo

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Apr 15, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not sally...
Oh but Sally may have knocked with her foot!

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Apr 15, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
What is the definition of...
Pissed off?
A midget with a yo-yo
A mini yo-yo perhaps?!?!

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Apr 15, 2013
 
BEERFLY wrote:
<quoted text>Oh but Sally may have knocked with her foot!
I love you.
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Apr 16, 2013
 
horse walk into a bar - bartender says "why the long face?"

well you didnt say it had to be a good joke

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Apr 16, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
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I love you.
Had to!!! ;) I try to look at all of the possibilities

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Apr 16, 2013
 

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A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar, the bartender says "what is this a joke..."

A guy walks into a bar, the second guy ducked...

A black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar the bartender says "get the f*ck out..."

What do you call a black guy in a tuxedo... well dressed...

What do you call a deaf dog... it doesn't really matter what you call it...

Did you hear about the black polish guy that stole a bike... they caught him running down the road carrying it...

What do you call 100 dead lawyers... a good start...

What's the difference between a shame and a damn shame... it would be a shame if a bus load of lawyers ran off a cliff... it would be a damn shame it there was an empty seat...

A boy asked his dad what the difference between reality and hypothetically was... the dad says well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with brad pitt for one million dollars. He does and comes back and told him that she said she would... he then tells him to ask his sister the same question. He comes back and says she would also, so he told him to now go ask his brother the same question. He came back and said he thought about for a minute but finally said he would also.. the father said "ok, so hypothetically we have three million dollars, but in reality we are living with 2 whores and a queer...

I met a woman the other day and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million dollars, she said she would. So I then asked her if she would for 100,000, again she said she would. So I asked her if she would for 10,000, she said for that amount she would. Then I said "what about twenty bucks", she said "no, what do you think I am, a whore"... I said "we've already established that you are, now we're just negotiating..."

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Oh Ok I like joke threads

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A guy goes into a drugstore and pays for a box of condoms. The cashier asks if he needs a bag. The guy replied, no, she's not that ugly.
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Apr 16, 2013
 
What do you do if an epileptic starts having a siezure in your pool?

Throw in your laundry.
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Apr 16, 2013
 
Aging...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE...

MY NAME IS MARY, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG, HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED,IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS! I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALDING, WRINKLED-FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, MISERABLE, SOB ASKED... "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

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Ooooooo! I love to laugh so thanks everyone!!
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A woman walks in to a gynecologists office. he looks at her and all of his professionalism goes out the window cuz she is fiiiiiine. He asks her to undress and he then proceeds to touch her up on the inside of her legs.’do you know what I'm doing?’ he asks her.’Yes your checking for any broken or damaged skin.’’yes’ he replies. he then begins to fondle her tits,’do you know what I'm doing now?’ he asks her.’yes, your checking for any lumps that could be cancerous.’’yes’ he replied. then he mounted her and started having sex with her,’do you know what I'm doing now?’ he asks her.’yeh, your getting herpes, which is why I came to see you!’
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Apr 16, 2013
 
whothehellcares- wrote:
A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar, the bartender says "what is this a joke..."
A guy walks into a bar, the second guy ducked...
A black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar the bartender says "get the f*ck out..."
What do you call a black guy in a tuxedo... well dressed...
What do you call a deaf dog... it doesn't really matter what you call it...
Did you hear about the black polish guy that stole a bike... they caught him running down the road carrying it...
What do you call 100 dead lawyers... a good start...
What's the difference between a shame and a damn shame... it would be a shame if a bus load of lawyers ran off a cliff... it would be a damn shame it there was an empty seat...
A boy asked his dad what the difference between reality and hypothetically was... the dad says well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with brad pitt for one million dollars. He does and comes back and told him that she said she would... he then tells him to ask his sister the same question. He comes back and says she would also, so he told him to now go ask his brother the same question. He came back and said he thought about for a minute but finally said he would also.. the father said "ok, so hypothetically we have three million dollars, but in reality we are living with 2 whores and a queer...
I met a woman the other day and asked her if she would sleep with me for a million dollars, she said she would. So I then asked her if she would for 100,000, again she said she would. So I asked her if she would for 10,000, she said for that amount she would. Then I said "what about twenty bucks", she said "no, what do you think I am, a whore"... I said "we've already established that you are, now we're just negotiating..."
LOL. Last one is so old that it has arthritis--but still funny!

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Apr 16, 2013
 
A masochist and a sadist meet up in the street. Masochist:'Punish me, curse me, treat me badly--I deserve any abuse.' Sadist:'NO!'

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Apr 17, 2013
 
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

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kristilou wrote:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Two priest took their alter boys out on the ocean for the day. When they were about a mile out the boat started taking on water and started to sink. One priest turned to the other and said "we must save the boys." The other said "f*ck the boys..." to which the first replied "do you think we have time...."
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Apr 17, 2013
 
What's the difference between three dic*s and a joke?

Whothehellcares can't take a joke.

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interloper wrote:
What's the difference between three dic*s and a joke?
Whothehellcares can't take a joke.
No, no, no, I think you are underestimating me... I can take a lot more than 3 dicks... Have you ever seen the goatse guy, he's tight compared to me...

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