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“I've Always Been This Stupid”

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Mar 22, 2013
 
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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make sure you rig it so you can pee on P2BN...I see no problem with celebrating our urethras, as well. In fact, we'll just celebrate ALL of our wonderful lady parts, with the cervix as the special guest!!! ;)
Please all pray that it is not the time of month to roll out the red carpet.

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Mar 22, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
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Can I still pee on you?
As I understand it that would be my primary job for the evening.

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Mar 22, 2013
 
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Please all pray that it is not the time of month to roll out the red carpet.
no worries...the purpose is to celebrate them, not display them...we don't compare our junk like dudes...one pretty much looks the same as the next...the 5 senses are required to make distinctions between good & bad junk on the ladies!!!

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Mar 22, 2013
 
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text>i was planning on coming out that way. I think it sounds fun.
If I'm invited, you'd better plan on coming a lot more than once!

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Mar 22, 2013
 
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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no worries...the purpose is to celebrate them, not display them...we don't compare our junk like dudes...one pretty much looks the same as the next...the 5 senses are required to make distinctions between good & bad junk on the ladies!!!
I must beg to differ... I've seen the movies. Some are quite big and icky looking...

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no worries...the purpose is to celebrate them, not display them...we don't compare our junk like dudes...one pretty much looks the same as the next...the 5 senses are required to make distinctions between good & bad junk on the ladies!!!
I beg to differ.'Tis true that the nose knows, but there are subtle differences. Some are like a little mini pizza bite, and others look like a couple of slabs of liver that've been left out in the sun for a few days! I've seen one that had "Back Off!" with Yosemite Sam tatoos. They only recently did away with the circumcision bucket out here. That's where they sit the woman down on a 5 gallon bucket and cut off everything that hangs over. My ex-wife lost 5 pounds that way!:)

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Mar 22, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
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I must beg to differ... I've seen the movies. Some are quite big and icky looking...
ROAST BEEF!!!(Shivering in disgust)

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Mar 22, 2013
 
BEERFLY wrote:
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ROAST BEEF!!!(Shivering in disgust)
Yummmm, Roast Beef!!! Err... wait... ewwwwww!!!
Seriously... how does that happen? Is it a birth defect? Is there no cosmetic surgery for such...?

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Se7en187 wrote:
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Yummmm, Roast Beef!!! Err... wait... ewwwwww!!!
Seriously... how does that happen? Is it a birth defect? Is there no cosmetic surgery for such...?
I believe it's the cause of an extreme amount of Pecker Bailey! I've never seen it anywhere other than dirty movies

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Se7en187 wrote:
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Yummmm, Roast Beef!!! Err... wait... ewwwwww!!!
Seriously... how does that happen? Is it a birth defect? Is there no cosmetic surgery for such...?
Yes, there is surgery to repair that certain anomoly, but they usually just re-tread it like they do car tires.

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Mar 22, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
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If I'm invited, you'd better plan on coming a lot more than once!
of sure, sure...um let me mark it on my calendar.ok i marked it on the calendar in the kitchen, so that way in case i forget, my children and husband can remind me....lol love ya too!

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Mar 22, 2013
 
BEERFLY wrote:
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ROAST BEEF!!!(Shivering in disgust)
I'll never look at subway the same!

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Yes, there is surgery to repair that certain anomoly, but they usually just re-tread it like they do car tires.
like Christys purse?

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Mar 22, 2013
 
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text> I'll never look at subway the same!
Used to be my favorite lunch meat. I haven't touched it in a very long time!!! For real ;)

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