“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#21 Mar 6, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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Gotcha...would "typical" be more appropriate...for instance, these aren't my typical posts, where I seem to always "justify my lack of sex & mention past mistakes"?!?!?
Something like that. I was waiting for you to rip me a new one on that thread but it never came.
ItsOkYoureDumbas s

United States

#22 Mar 6, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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I think that username might be a bit too long...lol!!! And, in reply to your question: There are just some things that men have to figure out on their own, so you're gonna have to use your imagination, use your words, and be honest...if you are able to do those things, you shouldn't have a problem!:)
Its a wrap, done deal, baked to perfection an ready to eat ;). Oh, I was talking about the pizza I had in the oven so don't let the ready to eat thing scare you lmao..your are correct tho. A good man uses his imagination but a great man uses his words whole heartedly, is honest an never gives up on the persuit of true happiness ;).
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#23 Mar 6, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Its a wrap, done deal, baked to perfection an ready to eat ;). Oh, I was talking about the pizza I had in the oven so don't let the ready to eat thing scare you lmao..your are correct tho. A good man uses his imagination but a great man uses his words whole heartedly, is honest an never gives up on the persuit of true happiness ;).
No worries...I'm not baked, either...lol! ;)
ItsOkYoureDumbas s

United States

#24 Mar 6, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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No worries...I'm not baked, either...lol! ;)
Are you fried? Baked is healthier to eat ;)
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#25 Mar 6, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Are you fried? Baked is healthier to eat ;)
No...my last name is Fryar, but don't let that confuse you...I'm very healthy!!! ;)
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#26 Mar 6, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Your proof reading skills failed you again. You left out an r. I'm sure you meant "It's gonna be ok in your rear."
Yeah...that's what they all say...lol!!!

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#27 Mar 8, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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No worries...I'm not baked, either...lol! ;)
There are some things that are better eaten raw. I think you're sitting on one of them.

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#28 Mar 8, 2013
And its doesnt go beyond just friends. Texting conversation with my daughter today.

Me; did you wash the dishes when you got home?

Me; don't forget to do your homework.

Me; are you wanting to go to your grandmothers this weekend with me to eat dinner?

Me; oh, I been thinking about it an I've decided to help you get a car prob next month.

My daughter; OMG! Are yu serious? Thank u so much

Me; not really, I just wanted to make sure you were gettin my texts.

My daughter; dad that's not funny :-(

Cruel way to have to get a response back I know lol

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#29 Mar 8, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
And its doesnt go beyond just friends. Texting conversation with my daughter today.
Me; did you wash the dishes when you got home?
Me; don't forget to do your homework.
Me; are you wanting to go to your grandmothers this weekend with me to eat dinner?
Me; oh, I been thinking about it an I've decided to help you get a car prob next month.
My daughter; OMG! Are yu serious? Thank u so much
Me; not really, I just wanted to make sure you were gettin my texts.
My daughter; dad that's not funny :-(
Cruel way to have to get a response back I know lol
That's hilarious!

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#30 Mar 8, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
And its doesnt go beyond just friends. Texting conversation with my daughter today.
Me; did you wash the dishes when you got home?
Me; don't forget to do your homework.
Me; are you wanting to go to your grandmothers this weekend with me to eat dinner?
Me; oh, I been thinking about it an I've decided to help you get a car prob next month.
My daughter; OMG! Are yu serious? Thank u so much
Me; not really, I just wanted to make sure you were gettin my texts.
My daughter; dad that's not funny :-(
Cruel way to have to get a response back I know lol
good way to get her attention, i was wondering why she didnt answer u
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#31 Mar 8, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
And its doesnt go beyond just friends. Texting conversation with my daughter today.
Me; did you wash the dishes when you got home?
Me; don't forget to do your homework.
Me; are you wanting to go to your grandmothers this weekend with me to eat dinner?
Me; oh, I been thinking about it an I've decided to help you get a car prob next month.
My daughter; OMG! Are yu serious? Thank u so much
Me; not really, I just wanted to make sure you were gettin my texts.
My daughter; dad that's not funny :-(
Cruel way to have to get a response back I know lol
Teenagers...ya gotta love 'em!!! lol!!! ;)

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#32 Mar 8, 2013
Is that considered bad parenting ;)

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#33 Mar 8, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
Is that considered bad parenting ;)
all parenting is considered bad these days

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#34 Mar 8, 2013
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text>all parenting is considered bad these days
Actually, we've got a better relationship now than in a long time but we def have difference in opinions. Her taste in boyfriends being #1 on the list lol.

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#35 Mar 14, 2013
LMAO! A small sample of a text from this girl I'm not that into but she's trying.

Her: did it hurt?

Me: did what hurt?

Her: when you fell from heaven.

ME: I dug my way up from hell

Her: oh! Well this awkward

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#36 Mar 14, 2013
The Tennessee way,younta go out fer a pizza and a f**k? No? Whatsa matter,you not like pizza?

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#37 Mar 14, 2013
I'm pretending to be normal.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#38 Mar 14, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
I'm pretending to be normal.
It's a lifestyle change. Some people think they can go on binge pretends but they always gain back the weirdness. You have to commit. You can reward yourself once a week with nude vacuuming but more than that and you will fall off the lifestyle. Welcome aboard.

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#39 Mar 14, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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It's a lifestyle change. Some people think they can go on binge pretends but they always gain back the weirdness. You have to commit. You can reward yourself once a week with nude vacuuming but more than that and you will fall off the lifestyle. Welcome aboard.
I was thinking a Hawaiian shirt would do it... Damn...

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#40 Mar 14, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>I was thinking a Hawaiian shirt would do it... Damn...
Like Miami vice?

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