are you an extortionist ?

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fortheloveofmone y

High Point, NC

#1 Feb 3, 2013
How do you get by?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Feb 3, 2013
I was going to be one but there are not enough possessed people around here. Plus I was never really good with holy water. Also I'm sure if it was a young hot chick I would find some reason to make sure she is naked when I banished the demons. Seems like a big hassle.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#3 Feb 3, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I was going to be one but there are not enough possessed people around here. Plus I was never really good with holy water. Also I'm sure if it was a young hot chick I would find some reason to make sure she is naked when I banished the demons. Seems like a big hassle.
Maybe you could exorcise between the sheets with the hot naked chick.

Since: Dec 12

Travelers Rest, SC

#4 Feb 3, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe you could exorcise between the sheets with the hot naked chick.
A contortionistic extortionist.....

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Feb 3, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe you could exorcise between the sheets with the hot naked chick.
I'm too out of shape. I try to avoid all exorcising. Especially jumping jacks.
Morons

United States

#6 Feb 3, 2013
And I thought that the ones with blue names were just slightly smarter than the unregistered idiots. A extortionist is a con man whereas a Exorcist is one who bannishes demons. You guys are morons!!
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#7 Feb 3, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm too out of shape. I try to avoid all exorcising. Especially jumping jacks.
I avoid exorcise. My neck is much stiffer than Linda Blair's.
Who da moron here

Greeneville, TN

#8 Feb 3, 2013
Morons wrote:
And I thought that the ones with blue names were just slightly smarter than the unregistered idiots. A extortionist is a con man whereas a Exorcist is one who bannishes demons. You guys are morons!!
Those blue names can pull your leg, know when to use a or an, and can spell banish correctly.......all at the same time.
Shirley Ujest

Greeneville, TN

#9 Feb 3, 2013
Morons wrote:
And I thought that the ones with blue names were just slightly smarter than the unregistered idiots. A extortionist is a con man whereas a Exorcist is one who bannishes demons. You guys are morons!!
You probably should take that extra "n" that you put in banish, and add it to the "a" in either "a extortionist" or "a exorcist." You really shouldn't be calling people morons with your grasp of the language.
Answers Right Here

United States

#10 Feb 3, 2013
Who da moron here wrote:
<quoted text>Those blue names can pull your leg, know when to use a or an, and can spell banish correctly.......all at the same time.
...And chew gum while riding a unicycle with a phlat tire and a broken turn signal.

There is quite a bit of suppressed talent in these here parts.
Or so i am finding out..
Shirley Ujest

Greeneville, TN

#11 Feb 4, 2013
Answers Right Here wrote:
<quoted text>
...And chew gum while riding a unicycle with a phlat tire and a broken turn signal.
There is quite a bit of suppressed talent in these here parts.
Or so i am finding out..
Shemp Sharpe being at the top of the list.
Extorter

Brentwood, TN

#12 Feb 4, 2013
I do all my extorting business over the internet, the Chinese are my biggest customer!

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#13 Feb 4, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm too out of shape. I try to avoid all exorcising. Especially jumping jacks.
I was going to work out but figured I should probably get in a little better shape first... as far as jumping jacks, I don't blame you for avoiding them after the incident with your wife, when her bra strap broke and she nearly knocked herself out...
scrounger

Greeneville, TN

#14 Feb 4, 2013
No,cause I didnt know where the Chevelle was.

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