What to do if ur brakes stop working?

What to do if ur brakes stop working?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jun 17, 2013

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take it over a bank

call Nationwide they on ur side

jump out of car

hit another car heed on

jump in back seet

stick ur leg out and try to stop it

jerk it in reverse

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WTH

Johnson City, TN

#1 Jun 17, 2013
Nationwide is on your side as long as you don't request a check from them.

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#2 Jun 17, 2013
Scream like a girl.

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#3 Jun 17, 2013
WTH wrote:
Nationwide is on your side as long as you don't request a check from them.
That's the truth.

“Bazinga!”

Since: May 13

Greeneville TN

#4 Jun 17, 2013
Just go with it. Run over a bunch of shi* and scream "Grand Theft Auto motherf******!!!!"

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#5 Jun 17, 2013
LoveMyGunRights wrote:
Just go with it. Run over a bunch of shi* and scream "Grand Theft Auto motherf******!!!!"
haha nice mental picture there
yep

Johnson City, TN

#6 Jun 17, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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haha nice mental picture there
Wish you had a better picture of yourself.

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#7 Jun 17, 2013
yep wrote:
<quoted text>Wish you had a better picture of yourself.
Hmm... I'm not really sure what would be considered a better picture. I've posted different ones...

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#8 Jun 17, 2013
Well, I'm all in favor of that last one. "Jerkin it in reverse."
All the world's problems would miraculously disappear if someone would just jerk it.
Whatever the problem is, jerk it!
Ladies, here's a chance to shatter that "glass ceiling."
Jerk It Down!

Stand up for Jerking!
We Shall Over Come!

Coom Baye Ahhh....
shemp suprise

Knoxville, TN

#9 Jun 17, 2013
hopefully run over Shemp Sharpe, that would raise the forum IQ 20 points

_Word Woman_

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#10 Jun 18, 2013
I'm gonna have to go with panic...and who knows what comes after that, but it probably wouldn't be good!

“is your friend ”

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#12 Jun 18, 2013
First thing I would do is shit my pants. Second thing is try to slow it down swiping a guardrail.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 Jun 18, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
First thing I would do is shit my pants. Second thing is try to slow it down swiping a guardrail.
Yeah. What she said.
Ape Allen

Bristol, TN

#14 Jun 18, 2013
Just write a quick note to your family asap so's they'll know what killed you.

_Word Woman_

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#15 Jun 18, 2013
LoveMyGunRights wrote:
Just go with it. Run over a bunch of shi* and scream "Grand Theft Auto motherf******!!!!"
LMAO!!!

“Here at the house”

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#17 Jun 18, 2013
Isn't your emergency brake made for those type incidents? duh

_Word Woman_

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#18 Jun 18, 2013
Booger_ Burns wrote:
Isn't your emergency brake made for those type incidents? duh
Yeah...I suppose that WOULD work better than sticking my foot out the door & trying to stop, given that I'm not Wilma Flintstone!!!

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#19 Jun 18, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Yeah...I suppose that WOULD work better than sticking my foot out the door & trying to stop, given that I'm not Wilma Flintstone!!!
I love you Word Women. You marry me?

_Word Woman_

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#20 Jun 18, 2013
Booger_ Burns wrote:
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I love you Word Women. You marry me?
Sure...why not?!?!?! ;)

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#21 Jun 18, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Sure...why not?!?!?! ;)
Thanks Word. I'll start making some plans.

_Word Woman_

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#22 Jun 18, 2013
Booger_ Burns wrote:
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Thanks Word. I'll start making some plans.
:)

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