Who elected fat bastard as sheriff

Who elected fat bastard as sheriff

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Conway twitty

United States

#1 Nov 12, 2013
Has anybody else noticed that our sheriff bears a striking resemblance to fat bastard from the Austin powers movies? How is it possible that a man who carries around the evidence of his complete lack of discipline and self control for the world to see, could ever get elected in the first place. From his ever expanding waist line, its obvious that he's not embarrassed of himself, but I can assure you that many of his friends and family are embarrassed for him. If he were only mature enough to act his pant size instead of his age, he'd be a sage.
Harold Smith

Dawsonville, GA

#2 Nov 12, 2013
Judging him on his looks is wrong; judge him for his actions.
Super Man

Dawsonville, GA

#3 Nov 12, 2013
Conway twitty wrote:
Has anybody else noticed that our sheriff bears a striking resemblance to fat bastard from the Austin powers movies? How is it possible that a man who carries around the evidence of his complete lack of discipline and self control for the world to see, could ever get elected in the first place. From his ever expanding waist line, its obvious that he's not embarrassed of himself, but I can assure you that many of his friends and family are embarrassed for him. If he were only mature enough to act his pant size instead of his age, he'd be a sage.
I think he should be given an order of congrats; he took 1st place in the Baby Huey look a like contest.

Since: Nov 13

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#4 Nov 12, 2013
Conway twitty wrote:
Has anybody else noticed that our sheriff bears a striking resemblance to fat bastard from the Austin powers movies? How is it possible that a man who carries around the evidence of his complete lack of discipline and self control for the world to see, could ever get elected in the first place. From his ever expanding waist line, its obvious that he's not embarrassed of himself, but I can assure you that many of his friends and family are embarrassed for him. If he were only mature enough to act his pant size instead of his age, he'd be a sage.
Sad and true. But, on the lighter side, it's funny as he11. LOL
Conway twitty

United States

#5 Nov 12, 2013
Harold Smith wrote:
Judging him on his looks is wrong; judge him for his actions.
You're absolutely right Harold, and I knew you'd say that. I've known you for over twenty years and I want you to know that even though I didn't know the details of what happened during the election, the way you both handled yourselves during the trial showed the true measure of who you were as men. One owned his mistakes and the other covered his up and played the poor pitiful victim. And just so you know, he ssstarted it. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. He always goes out of his way to make things personal, so then let's make them personal and legal and true all at the same time. Men who live in glass houses ought not to throw stones.
Harold Smith

Dawsonville, GA

#6 Nov 12, 2013
Thank you Conway Twitty. There is just so much the public doesn't know about that. What I did was wrong and I shouldn't have done it. I let alot of people down that trusted and had faith me. When my granddaughters had been called N word by my opponents camp, I got mad. No matter what was said and done to me or my family,and all the other dirty tricks played on me; I shouldn't have done that. I will say this, Andy Shock should have been locked up in the cell next to me at the United States Prison in Marion Il.for the crap he pulled, not only to me and my family, but to Max Young. He also said some pretty nasty things about Tim Ryles and Gene Earnhardt. They were just smart enough to blow it off and do the right things. But that's history now, I'm moving on with my life. I do have faith that everything will all come out in time; not just with my case, but with all the dirt that has been going on for years and years in this county.
Voter

United States

#7 Nov 14, 2013
While I will say that its unfair to judge someone on their personal appearance, I must admit that I feel as though voting for someone who is morbidly obese does carry a certain risk.
Tammy

Conway, AR

#8 Nov 14, 2013
Andy is nothing but a man ho. He thinks he's this big stud, buy he's really a dud! He's tried to get in my pants more than once; I'm sorry but baby gorillas don't turn me on.

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