Man's Eye Saved After Impalement

Man's Eye Saved After Impalement

There are 14 comments on the Click2Houston story from Aug 31, 2011, titled Man's Eye Saved After Impalement. In it, Click2Houston reports that:

Doctors had never seen a case quite like it: An 86-year-old man showed up at the hospital with the handle of a pair of pruning shears stuck in his eye socket.

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WOODCHUCK

North Port, FL

#1 Aug 31, 2011
At 86yrs old??? An eye patch is in order...wonder what this cost medicaid.medicare.??... Crazy old Demented,Bastard!..PRUNING SHEARS IN HIS EYE????

"DOCTOR DOCTOR ,I CAN NOT SEE NO MORE"...Patient

"HOW OLD ARE YOU?"..Doctor

"86yrs old doctor......Patient

"WELL YA SEEN ENOUGH ALREADY GO HOME!"....Doctor!!

“Angry Antlers ”

Since: Sep 08

Miami

#2 Aug 31, 2011
Why is this in political news??

Topix sleeping on the job again.
Guitar Man

Monessen, PA

#3 Aug 31, 2011
Caribou Barbie wrote:
Why is this in political news??
Topix sleeping on the job again.
STFU you fart sniffer.

“"I'm A Great American!"”

Since: Sep 08

Obama Nation! USA! USA!

#4 Aug 31, 2011
Caribou Barbie wrote:
Why is this in political news??
Topix sleeping on the job again.
This must be what America would be like if Michelle Bachmann or Rick Perry became President. LOL!!!

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#5 Aug 31, 2011
These doctors are really amazing when left alone to do their jobs. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was also a lucky to be a recipient of their talents..

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#6 Aug 31, 2011
PooPoo Platter wrote:
<quoted text>
This must be what America would be like if Michelle Bachmann or Rick Perry became President. LOL!!!
Caribou Barbie is a liberal nut job just like you. What in God's name are you talking about?

Wartime III

“Operation GTFO Advocate”

Since: Jul 11

Kenyan-Bound Commie Blubber

#7 Sep 1, 2011
Obamunism and Communism wrote:
These doctors are really amazing when left alone to do their jobs. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was also a lucky to be a recipient of their talents..
He's lucky that Obamascare hasn't kicked in yet.

A year from now he'd have his eye removed and replaced with a rotted kenyan truffle and a Chinese eyebrow.
Responsibility

San Bruno, CA

#8 Sep 1, 2011
PooPoo Platter wrote:
<quoted text>
This must be what America would be like if Michelle Bachmann or Rick Perry became President. LOL!!!
Only if they are listening/not listening to God!
Guitar Man

Monessen, PA

#10 Sep 1, 2011
Responsibility wrote:
<quoted text>
Only if they are listening/not listening to God!
Alert! These two BO stooges are at it again. POO POO Splatter and Non-senseability!

“BET DAP”

Since: Feb 09

GOOM BOWN

#12 Sep 1, 2011
I've seen some "ole grampa's" in my day with serious eyebrow and ear hair growth......but requiring pruning shears? wow
WOODCHUCK

North Port, FL

#13 Sep 1, 2011
ritedownthemiddle wrote:
I've seen some "ole grampa's" in my day with serious eyebrow and ear hair growth......but requiring pruning shears? wow
HA! HA! HA!..yes They Grow BELLY BUTTON LINT,EARWAX,and OIL OF OF GEEZERS for Fun and profit!!....God Love Em!Pissing in their pants,.the One's with Uncle Al on their shoulder!!...The Former Greatest of generations!!

Doctor ,Doctor I,cant PEE!

How old are you?? doc asks

Old Geezer says 80yrs old!!

Doc says.."YA PEED ENOUGH ALREADY!

Doctor doctor,I got a Ringing in my ear..Doc says."DO NOT ANSWER IT"

Old geezer says Doctor it hurts my foot when i walk,what should I do
Doc says "LIMP"

“BET DAP”

Since: Feb 09

GOOM BOWN

#14 Sep 1, 2011
WOODCHUCK wrote:
<quoted text>
HA! HA! HA!..yes They Grow BELLY BUTTON LINT,EARWAX,and OIL OF OF GEEZERS for Fun and profit!!....God Love Em!Pissing in their pants,.the One's with Uncle Al on their shoulder!!...The Former Greatest of generations!!
Doctor ,Doctor I,cant PEE!
How old are you?? doc asks
Old Geezer says 80yrs old!!
Doc says.."YA PEED ENOUGH ALREADY!
Doctor doctor,I got a Ringing in my ear..Doc says."DO NOT ANSWER IT"
Old geezer says Doctor it hurts my foot when i walk,what should I do
Doc says "LIMP"
LMAO! I got to think a while before I top those.
gabby giffords

Jacksonville, FL

#15 Sep 1, 2011
OH PLEASE !!!!!!!

light weight stuff....

I could do that and still push whatever vote button Mistress Pelosi told me to push.

“"I'm A Great American!"”

Since: Sep 08

Obama Nation! USA! USA!

#16 Sep 1, 2011
Obamunism and Communism wrote:
<quoted text>Caribou Barbie is a liberal nut job just like you. What in God's name are you talking about?
Did you read what I was responding to? Even my Topix teabag friends are bright enough to follow along, I'm sure.

Except for Carey that is! LOL!!!

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