Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman

Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman

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MotherNature

Granite City, IL

#3 Jan 11, 2012
Depraved is more fitting.

Reprobate - depraved

Romans 1:28 - "Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done." NIV

"And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;" KJV

Since: Oct 11

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#4 Jan 11, 2012
that's disgusting. and i don't think she should be able to sue the estate. she pretty much raped a dead body. wtf?
dcofgc

United States

#5 Jan 11, 2012
"In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support."

Yeeeah honey, you go with that. The judge is going to see how it happened and throw the case right out. I don't think there is a lawyer stupid enough to take the case.

Since: Nov 10

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#7 Jan 11, 2012
This is way tooo sick... Oh my gosh well at least she can tell her unborn child that his/her father deffinately stiffed her in more ways than one !!!

“Not all that wander are lost”

Since: Sep 11

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#8 Jan 11, 2012
Dirtrsngirl77 wrote:
This is way tooo sick... Oh my gosh well at least she can tell her unborn child that his/her father deffinately stiffed her in more ways than one !!!
Touche
dcofgc

United States

#9 Jan 11, 2012
screwthehaters wrote:
that's disgusting. and i don't think she should be able to sue the estate. she pretty much raped a dead body. wtf?
To be quite honest i don't think it will hold up in court. As a matter of fact the surviving relatives could probably get full custody, even if she has the kid.

Pretty much if the estate charges her with rape, she is going to have no legal footing to stand on. On top of the fact he is already deceased when the deed was done. Dead people can't pay child support. Plus, what if the estate is split and settled already? She would still be screwed.
Questions

Edwardsville, IL

#10 Jan 11, 2012
This is impossible
Icallitwheniseei t

United States

#11 Jan 12, 2012
TOTAL BS!!!
hey

Salem, AR

#12 Jan 12, 2012
dick gazinia wrote:
The Rolling Stones said it best,“You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.
The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.
Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.
Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
http://news.peacefmonline.com/news/201201/885...
Sex is not possible without a little brain activity. Ain't no way I can come without thinking about the lady in my office! Sorry Hon!
lol

United States

#13 Jan 13, 2012
Not true...check out snopes.com . Can't happen and didn't happen.
dcofgc

United States

#14 Jan 13, 2012
lol wrote:
Not true...check out snopes.com . Can't happen and didn't happen.
It doesn't say explicitly that it cant happen. It just says the site this originated from is notorious for fictional news irregularly.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#16 Jan 16, 2012
Yeah I googled the peoples names and the Mortuary and nothing came up so I belive they are all fictional. But thats sick for someone to be able to sit there and think something like that up!
Dear Abby

Chesterfield, MO

#17 Jan 16, 2012
Ha Ha! Love this story! Can't wait for the next chapter. ; >)
MO Undertaker

United States

#18 Jan 17, 2012
Uhmm... I have been a funeral director/embalmer for about 15 years, and this is not scientifically possible. It is true that the appearance of an erection can happen, it is rare and typically from the embalming fluid coursing through the circulatory system. Believe it or not, men are not thinking with the penis after death... lol... people are funny and it is sad that someone could actually believe that this is possible. Oh the lack of education and common sense is a scarey thing.

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