1. One for every book that Dr. Seuss wrote.
2. One for every Dr. Seuss Book and each Grimm's Fairy Tale.
3. One for every time Faux News dedicates primetime coverage for.
Note to the patriots.......
If you are thinking about #2, you should explain to Ted that Phil Robertson may think that anything that smacks of Fairy Tales might be a little too close to Gay Marriage!