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There are 166 comments on the WZZM Grand Rapids story from Jun 3, 2008, titled WZZM13 WATER COOLER - Dutch man suffers cut buttocks in joke mi.... In it, WZZM Grand Rapids reports that:

Dutch police say a man who pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke was injured when the glass broke and lacerated his behind.

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“Dude, Where's my car?”

Since: Jan 08

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#1 Jun 3, 2008
TC, what you are you doing in the Netherlands!!! LOL.

Since: Oct 07

Cloud Nine

#2 Jun 3, 2008
Hurley35 wrote:
TC, what you are you doing in the Netherlands!!! LOL.
I was thinking maybe Bean really did go on vacation. hehe..... Or maybe Taz went to his hometown for a visit.

I am just joking. I love you guys.

“Lost my mind”

Since: Apr 07

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#3 Jun 3, 2008
Goodness gracious! Did our guys take a trip without us? How rude!

hehehehehe
Ruby

United States

#4 Jun 3, 2008
Now this poor man is the b.utt of all jokes.

Since: Jun 07

New Castle, DE

#5 Jun 3, 2008
LMAO....ouch....

“Dude, Where's my car?”

Since: Jan 08

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#6 Jun 3, 2008
neecer wrote:
Goodness gracious! Did our guys take a trip without us? How rude!
hehehehehe
Fortunately I'm not 21 and I haven't been to the Netherlands, so you can't pin this one on me! LOL...

Since: Oct 07

Big Rapids, MI

#7 Jun 3, 2008
EmmaRae wrote:
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I was thinking maybe Bean really did go on vacation. hehe..... Or maybe Taz went to his hometown for a visit.
I am just joking. I love you guys.
It wasn't me, mine has been broken since I was a little kid. Honest, its split right down the middle!

“Dude, Where's my car?”

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#8 Jun 3, 2008
BR Bean Counter wrote:
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It wasn't me, mine has been broken since I was a little kid. Honest, its split right down the middle!
ROFLMAO, NO WAY. Really? Isn't there an operation or something that can fix that?

“Lost my mind”

Since: Apr 07

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#9 Jun 3, 2008
Hurley35 wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMAO, NO WAY. Really? Isn't there an operation or something that can fix that?
We wouldn't want that! Then we could say he was REALLY full of it!

LOL

“Police Assault! ”

Since: Mar 08

Edmond, OK

#10 Jun 3, 2008
Okay Hurley despite me being engaged to the daughter of Dutch immigrants and her being from a huge Dutch family, I thought of you first.

I have a feeling this is going to get plenty of posts.

“Police Assault! ”

Since: Mar 08

Edmond, OK

#11 Jun 3, 2008
BR Bean Counter wrote:
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It wasn't me, mine has been broken since I was a little kid. Honest, its split right down the middle!
ROFLMAO - That's actually better than a horizontal split going across.

Since: Oct 07

Cloud Nine

#12 Jun 3, 2008
BR Bean Counter wrote:
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It wasn't me, mine has been broken since I was a little kid. Honest, its split right down the middle!
Must be TC then. hehe.

“Taz say Hi”

Since: Jan 08

Holland,MI

#13 Jun 3, 2008
Well, let's see, I was 21 over 42 years ago and I'm orignally from Amsterdam, not Utrecht, so it couldn't have been me. It does show how reasonable most Dutch are that the shop owner is satisfied that he will pay for the window and is not looking for a length of rope.

“Dude, Where's my car?”

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#14 Jun 3, 2008
MustangDan2112 wrote:
Okay Hurley despite me being engaged to the daughter of Dutch immigrants and her being from a huge Dutch family, I thought of you first.
I have a feeling this is going to get plenty of posts.
Hey, I'm not the only Hollander on here ya know. Dutch girls rule man! LMAO...

“Dude, Where's my car?”

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#15 Jun 3, 2008
Gentle Taz wrote:
Well, let's see, I was 21 over 42 years ago and I'm orignally from Amsterdam, not Utrecht, so it couldn't have been me. It does show how reasonable most Dutch are that the shop owner is satisfied that he will pay for the window and is not looking for a length of rope.
Do you think that was intentionally put in the story, the fact that the shop owner was satisfied because the guy will pay for the window. I mean you know how tight us Hollanders are. We could care less about your buttocks but how about paying for my broken window LOL...

Since: Oct 07

Big Rapids, MI

#16 Jun 3, 2008
Well guys, I didn't see anything in the story about it, but I'll bet there was someone in there wearing a Penguin's Jersey!

“Taz say Hi”

Since: Jan 08

Holland,MI

#17 Jun 3, 2008
Hurley35 wrote:
<quoted text>Do you think that was intentionally put in the story, the fact that the shop owner was satisfied because the guy will pay for the window. I mean you know how tight us Hollanders are. We could care less about your buttocks but how about paying for my broken window LOL...
Squeak, squeak !!! LOL

By the way, the last time I was in that country was 1957.

Since: Apr 08

Novelty, OH

#18 Jun 3, 2008
Gentle Taz wrote:
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Squeak, squeak !!! LOL
By the way, the last time I was in that country was 1957.
I was there three years ago with my grandma and mother and sister for a mother daughter trip. It really is pretty nice.( made some round to the Special restaurants that look the other way) its legal there.LMAO

“Lost my mind”

Since: Apr 07

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#19 Jun 3, 2008
BR Bean Counter wrote:
Well guys, I didn't see anything in the story about it, but I'll bet there was someone in there wearing a Penguin's Jersey!
LMAO!!!

It was NOT a Pens jersey! We have more sense than that!

Since: May 08

United States

#20 Jun 3, 2008
Uniontown?
Pa's Uniontown?

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