Working stiff

Wayland, MI

#1 Feb 26, 2013
AP Wire -- Raleigh, NC, 12/26/12
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how.. Black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.


It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

02/03/13 UPDATE

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced Black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower..
St Stephen

Hamilton, MI

#2 Feb 26, 2013
Ha-ha! Another racist joke on the GR topix forum! You're so original and funny!

Since: Oct 12

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#3 Feb 26, 2013
St Stephen wrote:
Ha-ha! Another racist joke on the GR topix forum! You're so original and funny!
I thought the south was bad, but i was wrong.....the nazi zone.....
Bob

Big Rapids, MI

#4 Feb 26, 2013
St Stephen wrote:
Ha-ha! Another racist joke on the GR topix forum! You're so original and funny!
Funnier yet is that he first tried to hire a Dutch pit crew from West Michigan, but they wouldn't work on Sundays!
Hans Brinker

Jenison, MI

#5 Feb 26, 2013
Bob wrote:
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Funnier yet is that he first tried to hire a Dutch pit crew from West Michigan, but they wouldn't work on Sundays!
Thanks for the humor Bob. The only ethnic minority that is safe to make jokes about are Dutch Christians. Enjoy!

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