3 years in prison for chicken assault

3 years in prison for chicken assault

There are 41 comments on the WOOD-TV Grand Rapids and Michigan story from Dec 11, 2008, titled 3 years in prison for chicken assault. In it, WOOD-TV Grand Rapids and Michigan reports that:

An Ypsilanti man will spend at least three years in prison for attacking a woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken after stabbing his mother with a fork.

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unreal

Kalamazoo, MI

#1 Dec 11, 2008
Ever hear of just walking away. What an idiot.
too funny

Kalamazoo, MI

#3 Dec 11, 2008
unreal wrote:
Ever hear of just walking away. What an idiot.
would you want to be he guy in jail for assault with a deadly chicken? he deserves whatever he gets.

Since: Oct 08

United States

#4 Dec 11, 2008
Oh my...I really like the picture they used. A chicken with Icicles(sp).
Allegan Redneck

United States

#5 Dec 11, 2008
jerky wrote:
I was hoping the chicken assault story was a whole lot more more interesting.
You had something in mind involving 'choking' didn't you...
Allegan Redneck

United States

#6 Dec 11, 2008
too funny wrote:
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would you want to be he guy in jail for assault with a deadly chicken? he deserves whatever he gets.
Imagine everytime they serve chicken for dinner..."Oooh look-out, here comes 'Larry'...
Who Cares

Delton, MI

#7 Dec 11, 2008
That is some funny shit, I just wish it was Geha who got hit.

“Why so serious?”

Since: Aug 08

Littleton, CO

#8 Dec 11, 2008
I misunderstood the title of this thread at first. I thought that 3 years in prison was a little too steep for assaulting a chicken.
Darwin

Grand Rapids, MI

#9 Dec 11, 2008
It's funny how nothing was mentioned of this being a "Hate Crime", or is it because it was a black guy with chicken?
Alvin

Grand Rapids, MI

#10 Dec 11, 2008
Anyone interested in starting a chicken union.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#11 Dec 11, 2008
You might be a redneck if..........this weren't a black man! What the he11, he hit his mother with a bag of frozen chicken and rode of on his stolen bicycle. I don't know if comedy writers could have come up with that lmao

“Can I play with your monkey?”

Since: Nov 08

Stand Still

#12 Dec 11, 2008
3 years for assult with a chicken, and only 1 year for killing 2 people while driving drunk. Love that American justice.

“love, loyalty, friendship”

Since: Sep 08

Dutchville

#13 Dec 11, 2008
funniest news story of 2008!
Mental image: black man on a bicycle whacking a mouthy white woman over the head with a frozen chicken.
Big Mike

Hamtramck, MI

#14 Dec 11, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road ???..... To get slammed into somebody's head !!!

“Really? I mean, REAAALLLYY???”

Since: Nov 08

Beaverton, MI

#15 Dec 11, 2008
wzombiegrl wrote:
You might be a redneck if..........this weren't a black man! What the he11, he hit his mother with a bag of frozen chicken and rode of on his stolen bicycle. I don't know if comedy writers could have come up with that lmao
Don't be a menace in South Central while sipping gin and juice and slappin' some h o with yo chicken.

That could be the next Wayans Bros. flick. LOL

Since: Dec 08

Grand Rapids, MI

#16 Dec 11, 2008
Sure you can be the leader, having a little pecker makes you more than qualified.
Alvin wrote:
Anyone interested in starting a chicken union.

“WINGS....ROCK The Ice YEAH!”

Since: Mar 08

Hudsonville, MI

#17 Dec 11, 2008
OMG all the above are really cute.....and the Pic of the Chic... lol....TOO COOL .....Wood8 Actually if this is all happens for crimes let it be.......

“Model Democrat”

Since: Oct 08

GD America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#18 Dec 11, 2008
I thought frozen chicken only came in 4lb. bags?

Mental Image: Deebo (Tommy "Tiny" Lister) leaving Ice Cubes house after stealing Chris Tuckers gold necklace.
JOE FROM GR

Grand Rapids, MI

#19 Dec 11, 2008
The dude should have stuck to choking his own chicken and not assulting people with a frozen one.
Hotelgal

San Antonio, TX

#20 Dec 11, 2008
Well I think this sentence is pretty extreme considering the guy drunk running a red light hitting a car & killing 2 people only got 1 year.
Don't get me wrong here I believe he should get what he got but not when you commit 2 felonies & only get 1 year.

“Can I play with your monkey?”

Since: Nov 08

Stand Still

#22 Dec 11, 2008
The guy is lucky PETA didn't get wind of this story. If they had, he probably would have been charged with animal cruelty too.

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