Toilet paper: 1 ply or 2 ply

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Squeeze the Charmin

United States

#1 Nov 24, 2008
?

Since: Oct 08

United States

#2 Nov 24, 2008
Double Ply
T-Man

Sault Sainte Marie, MI

#3 Nov 24, 2008
Yeah 2 ply! 1 ply is worthless and often wears thru and you end up getting the poopie on your hands! When taking your mid-morning poo you dont want to go back out into the shop, or back to your cubicle with poopie fingers!

“Pig-O-Riffic!”

Since: Nov 08

Whitehall, MI

#4 Nov 24, 2008
People actually use 1 ply?
Squeeze the Charmin

United States

#5 Nov 24, 2008
T-Man wrote:
Yeah 2 ply! 1 ply is worthless and often wears thru and you end up getting the poopie on your hands! When taking your mid-morning poo you dont want to go back out into the shop, or back to your cubicle with poopie fingers!
Next time that happens do what I do. If I have poopie on my finger I leave 'my other office' without washing the stink digit.
On the way back to my cubicle I'll drag my brownie across a fellow workers cubicle wall. The rest of the day they're left wondering where the 'smell' is coming from. It's great comedy.

And speaking of TP at work, why is it always the thinnest 1 ply that money can buy and always feels like you're sanitizing 'ol' brown eye' with sand paper?(At least where I work anyway)
Squeeze the Charmin

United States

#6 Nov 24, 2008
PiggyTail wrote:
People actually use 1 ply?
Somebody must.
They make it.

“91 Whiskey”

Since: Nov 08

Grand Rapids

#7 Nov 24, 2008
2 ply for sure. I mean yeah 1 ply is cheaper but I end up dubling or tripling up on it anyhow so what's the use?
Flounder

United States

#8 Nov 24, 2008
Scott 1 ply for me. The rest is like wiping with dryer lint.

“91 Whiskey”

Since: Nov 08

Grand Rapids

#9 Nov 24, 2008
Flounder wrote:
Scott 1 ply for me. The rest is like wiping with dryer lint.
So you like rubbing your ahole with a Scotch Brite pad and then poking your fingers through in the process??

“91 Whiskey”

Since: Nov 08

Grand Rapids

#11 Nov 24, 2008
Flounder wrote:
Scott 1 ply for me. The rest is like wiping with dryer lint.
I have some extra Brillo pads under the sink. Here you go have at it.
T-Man

Sault Sainte Marie, MI

#12 Nov 24, 2008
LOL yeah some SOS Pads to wipe the poopie!

Hey Squeeze the Charmin thats hilarious I will try it tomorrow! Hopefully none of the conservative goody goody office folks will flip out too bad!

“love, loyalty, friendship”

Since: Sep 08

Dutchville

#13 Nov 24, 2008
Two ply is sooooooo much better. But one ply is cheaper (as long as you wash your hands afterwards).
leighlee

Grand Rapids, MI

#14 Nov 24, 2008
Squeeze the Charmin wrote:
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Next time that happens do what I do. If I have poopie on my finger I leave 'my other office' without washing the stink digit.
On the way back to my cubicle I'll drag my brownie across a fellow workers cubicle wall. The rest of the day they're left wondering where the 'smell' is coming from. It's great comedy.
And speaking of TP at work, why is it always the thinnest 1 ply that money can buy and always feels like you're sanitizing 'ol' brown eye' with sand paper?(At least where I work anyway)
GROSS!
T-Man

Sault Sainte Marie, MI

#15 Nov 24, 2008
What I would prefer to do that might be in better taste instead of wiping poopie all along office cubicles, is just take a big poopie and NOT flush it in the sales office up front of our place. There is a big different from the bathrooms and type of people who use them out in the shop compared to the "office folks" in their $300 clothes. Walk in and see a lincoln log poopie !
Bob

Wayland, MI

#16 Nov 24, 2008
why not just give your employer an upper decker , thats better comedy
Bob

Wayland, MI

#17 Nov 24, 2008
upper decker

While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.

“love, loyalty, friendship”

Since: Sep 08

Dutchville

#19 Nov 24, 2008
Bob wrote:
upper decker
While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.
Oh my God! That is disgusting but so funny!!!!
T-Man

Sault Sainte Marie, MI

#20 Nov 24, 2008
Im watching the Wings game now and darn near spit out my Miller Lite laughing so hard at your post Bob! I have actually performed the upper decker twice in my life. 2 very different reactions by 2 very differnet people occured!
Squeeze the Charmin

United States

#21 Nov 25, 2008
Bob wrote:
upper decker
While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.
I like it.

Since: Nov 08

Grand Haven, MI

#22 Nov 25, 2008
anything that doesnt rip..i hate it when you chisel your fingernail across your sphincter and scratch it!!!yeow!!i was thinking that TYVEK tm. would eliminate that unfortunate,painful event!!

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