Your name is everything
Posted in the Grand Portage Forum
Saint Paul, MN
#1 Feb 14, 2013
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother,(from Toronto) Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom,(from Montreal) Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce (from BC): "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother,(from Newfoundland) Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner".
Saint Paul, MN
#2 Feb 14, 2013
Pretty Good cute and witty and FUNNY! Hahahahaha
#3 Feb 14, 2013
redeemers real name is Pea Nuss Face. He's always blowing his nose at the gay bars.
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