Which Actor Would You Cast To Play Yourself?

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Miss Piggy

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Jan 29, 2013
If a movie were being made about your life, who would you have play yourself, and why? This could be interesting!
Great Truths

Grantsburg, WI

#2 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
If a movie were being made about your life, who would you have play yourself, and why? This could be interesting!
Me.

My nuance, and subtlties, not to mention my sensitive nature, cannot be captured by anyone.

The Seattle Sociopath can play that Retarded Kid from the playground that has NO Physiological reason to be a defective, but instead "Chooses" to be scum because of how SHE perceives herself, and her contempt for the "Cool Kids" that she envy's.
Scarecrow

Saint Paul, MN

#3 Jan 29, 2013
I could while away the hours,conferrin with the flowers,consultin with the rain,and my head i'd be scratchin while my thoughts were busy hatchin,if i only had a brain I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le in trouble or in pain,with my thoughts I'll be thinking,I could be another Lincoln,if I only had a Brain,oh I could ask why the oceans or near a shore,I even think of thing that i have never thought before and then i'll sit and think some more,I would not be hust a nothing and my head all fu;; of stuffing.
I would dance and be merry,life would be a ding-a-derry if i only had a BRAIN.
Miss Piggy

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Jan 29, 2013
Great Truths wrote:
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Me.
My nuance, and subtlties, not to mention my sensitive nature, cannot be captured by anyone.
The Seattle Sociopath can play that Retarded Kid from the playground that has NO Physiological reason to be a defective, but instead "Chooses" to be scum because of how SHE perceives herself, and her contempt for the "Cool Kids" that she envy's.
I was thinking Marty Feldman to play the Slew. He would have to be exhumed, but that would add to the authenticity!
liberal love fest

United States

#5 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
If a movie were being made about your life, who would you have play yourself, and why? This could be interesting!
barry soetoro, but i would first have to change my christian name to a muslim and be educated by my father as a socialist left wing nut job.
Great Truths

Grantsburg, WI

#6 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
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I was thinking Marty Feldman to play the Slew. He would have to be exhumed, but that would add to the authenticity!
He is to cold.....

Besides, If Marty is reconstituted he would have the lead in the "Marky Google Eyes Dayton Story". Slewsie could be Marky's Love Interest....(if we could keep him and Slewsie away from their dogs).
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#7 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
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I was thinking Marty Feldman to play the Slew. He would have to be exhumed, but that would add to the authenticity!
Ms Piggy would be played by fat bastard, but we'd have to fatten him up....

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#9 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
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I was thinking Marty Feldman to play the Slew. He would have to be exhumed, but that would add to the authenticity!
I think you should apologize to Marty and any of his survivors.

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#10 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
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I was thinking Marty Feldman to play the Slew. He would have to be exhumed, but that would add to the authenticity!
How about Yellow Bastard from Sin City??
real space ace

Minneapolis, MN

#11 Jan 29, 2013
Wil forte for these years. Rocker myles kennedy (slightly younger than now myles kennedy) for when i was younger.
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#12 Jan 29, 2013
Miss Piggy wrote:
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I was thinking Marty Feldman to play the Slew. He would have to be exhumed, but that would add to the authenticity!
Miss, this is a very interesting concept. But I am way too shy and introverted to suggest any big star portray me.

However I would like to suggest that Charles Nelson Reilly play the part of my gay husband, Slew from Seattle. He would be perfect in portraying the frivolity and sensitivity of my beloved hubby.

I can't wait to see this movie!
Philo Beddoe

Mesa, AZ

#13 Jan 29, 2013
Clint Eastwood
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#14 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
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Miss, this is a very interesting concept. But I am way too shy and introverted to suggest any big star portray me.
However I would like to suggest that Charles Nelson Reilly play the part of my gay husband, Slew from Seattle. He would be perfect in portraying the frivolity and sensitivity of my beloved hubby.
I can't wait to see this movie!
Poor fake slew, I heard you're preggers too...Expecting a little crass ??? LMAOROFU~!
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#15 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
<quoted text>Poor fake slew, I heard you're preggers too...Expecting a little crass ??? LMAOROFU~!
Charles Nelson Rilley. Fits you to a T.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#16 Jan 29, 2013
Mati hari fits you, except she's more of a man....
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#17 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Mati hari fits you, except she's more of a man....
Charles Nelson Reilly. Oh yeah.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#18 Jan 29, 2013
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#19 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
See? This proves it. The gay Slew that is my husband would never say something as mean as that. You need to take a deep breath and then relax. You are just too tense. Believe me, you will soon be better about who you are. It just takes time.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#20 Jan 29, 2013
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#21 Jan 29, 2013
If you want a good comeback, go wipe it off your Mom's face. LMAOROTFU~!

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