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“Is THAT all you got?!”

Since: Aug 08

Basin City

#1 Nov 19, 2008
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT THE KINGSMEN MC AMUSEMENT PARK

10. You hear someone say, "Wow --look at all the clowns get out of that little car, oh wait, those are Kingsmen members carpooling back from the liquor store in their 1990 Ford Tempo"

9. Cotton candy tastes suspiciously like fiberglass insulation

8. Park mascot is a huge talking box of menthols named Emphasema Joe

7. Members wives and girlfriends take turns being the Fatlady

6. Top Stunt, instead of firing a guy out of a cannon, is a Kingsmen member dumping his bike at an intersection

5. The stuffed animal you win looks, and feels, like roadkill

4. All the Strongman, a KMMC member, can manage is to unscrew the tops of tough-to-open jars

3. The carousel is made up entirely of 20-some year old Sportsters held together by electrical tape and shoestrings

2. You realize "The Kingsmen House of Whores" ISN'T a typo

1. Gerbils in Petting Zoo smell suspiciously like somebody's ass
deathdealer

Niagara Falls, NY

#2 Nov 20, 2008
I know who you are, look out you,re window. When you least expect it you,re gonna get it!!!!!!!!!!
PAYBACK

Lancaster, NY

#3 Nov 21, 2008
yeah he is gonna toilet paper your house!!!
Blacksheep

United States

#4 Nov 21, 2008
you bunch of sidewalk sissys. Bunch of little pink panty wearin fools couldn't fight your way out of a kotex wrapper. You little wannabe bikers aint got shit, never had it and never gonna get it. why? cuz you are all a bunch of snot nosed whinny little turd burglars whose only hope at even getting a piece of ass is IF your finger pokes through the toilet paper when you wipe. You AINT SHIT!!!!! HELLS ANGELS ARE!
shotgun mesiah

Niagara Falls, NY

#5 Nov 21, 2008
hey blacksheep, are you a 81 lover or is that what you,re sexual preference is or both?

“Is THAT all you got?!”

Since: Aug 08

Basin City

#6 Nov 21, 2008
deathdealer wrote:
I know who you are, look out you,re window. When you least expect it you,re gonna get it!!!!!!!!!!
...i just looked out my window and standing across the street is an enormous vagina holding an air freshener....is that you deathdealer?...

Since: Aug 08

United States

#8 Nov 21, 2008
Blacksheep wrote:
you bunch of sidewalk sissys. Bunch of little pink panty wearin fools couldn't fight your way out of a kotex wrapper. You little wannabe bikers aint got shit, never had it and never gonna get it. why? cuz you are all a bunch of snot nosed whinny little turd burglars whose only hope at even getting a piece of ass is IF your finger pokes through the toilet paper when you wipe. You AINT SHIT!!!!! HELLS ANGELS ARE!
*******I agree Hell's Angels are shit,what a strange post ????????
gas can

Niagara Falls, NY

#10 Nov 22, 2008
steph,s a CU*T

“Is THAT all you got?!”

Since: Aug 08

Basin City

#11 Nov 22, 2008
stephanie3 wrote:
kingsmen are little panzies.
...i have been informed that they are now calling themselves the "QUEENSMEN" Motorcycle Club...the knight on their patch is wearing his helmet because he has a black eye...and, like a little bitch, he's crying...
MAX PAYNE

United States

#12 Nov 22, 2008
The new" "hopeful" full of "CHANGE" administration really has become already is just a THIRD TERM for the CLINTON ADMINISTRATION with Obama as the DOORMAN.

Notice now when the stock market goes UP, it's all about Obama, but when it goes DOWN, it's all President Bush's fault.

No credit for under $2 gasoline prices, the successful surge strategy in Iraq, Col. Quadaffi giving up his WMD's in Libya, the shutting down of North Korea's nuclear program and no attacks on American soil since 9-11-01. NONE.

Notice now that on criminal TV programs like CSI and Cold Case, the perps are all whites and never minorities and that even in some, it's the black people who are the victims or the heroes in the story line. Talk about delusional TV.

The liberal Jew writers in Hollywood are creating a false perception to their viewers. It's not reality and what happens on the real streets.

It's all bullshit to make the white man look evil and bad. All liberal brainwashing bullshit.

James from Kaisertown was right and I have seen the light. Thank you. You the man Crazy James

“Is THAT all you got?!”

Since: Aug 08

Basin City

#15 Nov 23, 2008
MAX PAYNE wrote:
The new" "hopeful" full of "CHANGE" administration really has become already is just a THIRD TERM for the CLINTON ADMINISTRATION with Obama as the DOORMAN.
Notice now when the stock market goes UP, it's all about Obama, but when it goes DOWN, it's all President Bush's fault.
No credit for under $2 gasoline prices, the successful surge strategy in Iraq, Col. Quadaffi giving up his WMD's in Libya, the shutting down of North Korea's nuclear program and no attacks on American soil since 9-11-01. NONE.
Notice now that on criminal TV programs like CSI and Cold Case, the perps are all whites and never minorities and that even in some, it's the black people who are the victims or the heroes in the story line. Talk about delusional TV.
The liberal Jew writers in Hollywood are creating a false perception to their viewers. It's not reality and what happens on the real streets.
It's all bullshit to make the white man look evil and bad. All liberal brainwashing bullshit.
James from Kaisertown was right and I have seen the light. Thank you. You the man Crazy James
...and now back to our regularly scheduled program..."The Kingsmen Motorcycle Club" starring The Three Stooges...
Bugsy Segal

United States

#16 Nov 23, 2008
There's a rat in your midst.

Better give GMGMIKE a dirt nap. He looks so tired.
stephenmosher

Los Angeles, CA

#17 Feb 1, 2009
the kings men rue and as ffar as Im concernd the kigsmen are one of the best clubs next to bikes united and the red knights.
Someone

Apopka, FL

#20 Feb 2, 2009
stephenmosher wrote:
the kings men rue and as ffar as Im concernd the kigsmen are one of the best clubs next to bikes united and the red knights.
Damn boy go back to school, first off you ain't got a clue, how do you know the kings men rue? whats rue? short for rule? the only thing they rule? are the peters they are puffing such as yourself...

“F YOU!!”

Since: Jan 09

Buffalo N.Y.

#21 Feb 2, 2009
stephenmosher wrote:
the kings men rue and as ffar as Im concernd the kigsmen are one of the best clubs next to bikes united and the red knights.
Damn! thanx for trying to help but your really not! look at what you type before you press post!

“Is THAT all you got?!”

Since: Aug 08

Basin City

#22 Feb 3, 2009
stephenmosher wrote:
the kings men rue and as ffar as Im concernd the kigsmen are one of the best clubs next to bikes united and the red knights.
...where do i get my "KIGSMEN" support bumper sticker...because they "RUE" as "FFAR" as i'm "CONCERND"...

...i don't normally pick on spelling or grammar but i couldn't let this one slide...this is your typical UNEDUCATED "KINGS MEN" supporter here...how did you like that wow_666?...this dummy was trying to help your cause and all he did is prove my point...bet you have your fingers crossed that the next guy that tries to "help" has at least a 4th grade education...
RJD

White Plains, NY

#23 Feb 3, 2009
What do you call a motor cycle rider with a job?

Police officer
RJD

White Plains, NY

#24 Feb 3, 2009
What do you call a biker hooked on meth?

typical.
RJD

White Plains, NY

#25 Feb 3, 2009
Bikers and meth.......just like bees to honey!

“Is THAT all you got?!”

Since: Aug 08

Basin City

#26 Feb 3, 2009
...what do you call a Kingsmen MC member with an 8th grade education?...

...President of the Club...

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