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I am so reformed now. I heard Obama talkin' about pie on the TV a little while ago. I can see the light now! My meal ticket has arrived.

It's time for me to stop paying my house payment, paying my bills, and to withdrawl my 401k. The unemployment era has arrived. But -- no worries, Obama will take care of it all with his socialist plan.

If I want a loan, I will go to the bank. If they won't give it to me. I will call ACORN. ACORN will go and intimidate the CEO of the bank into given me my piece of the pie.

I get it now. I am with you. Obama becomes president, Joe gets an early retirement because his employer has laid him off. Due to higher taxes his employer cannot afford to keep him.

Obama '08 -- I want my PIE!