Posted in the Grand Haven Forum
#1 Feb 26, 2013
I have been experimenting with dead animals since I was a wee little lad.
I removed the epidermus of a baby seal and discovered a powdery red subtance inside the trachea opening.
I extracted the semon from the seals testicles and inserted them into my cat who was suffering from miligant bumps that resembled human chicken pox.
Then I had the cat pee into a petri dish and boiled it to 259 degrees.
I poored it into a bowl of crushed up grasshopper carcuses.
I put this (chemicalX38B) and poored the new mixture into sulfate.
Then I stirred and stirred until it got lumpy.
After that, I layed the pastey substance in a jar.
I then took an adventure into Dunkin Woods and dug up fresh earth worms.
Took the earthworms and put them into a seperate jar next to my newly created chemicalX38B...
I went to the tool shed and grabbed the pooper scooper to scrape up a dead squirrel carcus off the the side of the street so that I could extract the maggots off its still warm skin. There are very strong nutrients in freshly grown maggots.
I then put the chemialX38B, the earthworms and maggots and put them in a food processor.
Blend them real good until it becomes a soft paste.
I then went to my friends house who was suffering from the chicken pox virus.
Took a butter knife and spread it all over his body until he glistened in the shiney light.
The next day, "poooof" his chicken pox were gone.
This is the results of years of research.
Now we can battle this great plague of cbicken pox that is destroying our fine community.
Please contact me if you would like to donate to my research.
#2 Mar 10, 2013
You won't get dime out of me you sick bastard.
You should be hung in front of town hall like people like you were back in the Salem Witch Trials.
#3 Mar 11, 2013
You are an idiot.
Chicken pox hasn't been considered a serious sickness for 100s of years.
If you are such a great scientist, find a cure for cancer or somthing.
#4 Mar 11, 2013
You are a hero to mankind. Thanks for the info.
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