we need some humor on here, so I have a riddle for you

[seminole citizen]

Do you know the difference between in-laws and out-laws? anyone know the answer?

[gatorhater]

Outlaws are wanted

[veronica]

okay, this little girl wanted to take the dog for a walk, but her mama said, no, the dog is in heat. Little girl said : What does that mean? Mama said, go ask ya daddy. So...she did, and of course, daddy, not knowing what to say, took an old greasy kerosene rag, rubbed it on the dogs back, and told the lil girl to take the dog, one time around the block. Lil girl comes back without the dog...daddy says where is the dog? Lil girl says: She ran out of gas half way round the block, and now the neighbors dog is pushin her ass back home.

[NashvilleChic]

That was funny lmao !!

[heather]

that was to good lmao

[seminole citizen]

gatorhater wrote:

Outlaws are wanted

so you already heard it..

[seminole citizen]

we need some good laughs on here, and so far it's good.

does anyone know what old mother hubbard said to her cuppard after she saw it was bare....

o i c u r m t

[veronica]

ok, this guys wife is gonna be out of town for a month, so he decides to go to the pet shop, to find a companion. He looks at fish,puppies,cats,etc. then he noticed this big ass frog, that cost $1000.00. curious, he ask the shop owner why the frog cost so much. The owner whispers(the frog performs great oral sex.)Man buys the frog. One month later, wife comes home, house is a wreck, she opens the kitchen door to see flour every where, and a big ass frog on the table. WTF?? Man say's...soon as I can teach that frog to make bisquits,.."your ass can stay gone!"

[ricky]

funny stuff

[yo-mama]

thats not a riddle. thats a joke.

[the smoker]

seminole citizen wrote:

we need some good laughs on here, and so far it's good.
does anyone know what old mother hubbard said to her cuppard after she saw it was bare....
o i c u r m t

lol i got it! haha

[gotta go]

whats the difference in a ni88er and a goat in south georgia? we sacrifice the ni88er here save the goat

[hater]

thats just wrong

[hater]

dang

[lol]

gotta go wrote:

whats the difference in a ni88er and a goat in south georgia? we sacrifice the ni88er here save the goat

good one we need more goats here

[yea-thaswasup]

haha. more goats. less ni88ers!! aha

[around the lake]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself ashe ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said,'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.

'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story,'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.

'

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the fuck up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

[smileypeach]

What does a duck carve for Halloween?

A QUACK O LANTERN!!!!

[I P Freely drives a m35]

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would?(With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:(Makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence --

HUSBAND:
Oops....

[I P Freely drives a m35]

old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked in.

One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying,
'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said,
'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said,
'Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little,
but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he
dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around
a couple of times & to jump up & down several times.
Then they all piped up & said,'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent asked,'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear,
all 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison--

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'