I don't know who you are, but I know that you must be getting these stupid things from Jon's Cigars and Liquor on Myrtle and walking up into the neighborhood of Park, Nedra, and 17th streets. You drink these bottles while you walk and then you litter them all over the neighborhood.
I've had to clean up dozens of them over the years from in front of my own house and car and helped my across the street neighbor clean up literally HUNDREDS of them that you have been tossing into his bushes as your own private trash can. I've seen these stupid things all over the marsh because they got washed in there, and I've seen them washed into the bay as well.
STOP THIS BULLSHIT ALREADY!
Are you a fucking child? Do you not know that the hell a trash can is? Do you not understand how to hold your empty bottles until you reach one?
We're not your maids. It's not our job to clean up after you. I'm so sick of this shit. Every couple of weeks, there are another two empty bottles strewn on my lawn, and you keep tossing these pieces of crap into my neighbor's bushes like you own them. Fuck you! Stop littering in our neighborhood already! This crap is finding its way into all our waterways because of you!
I've noticed these little bottles littered all over the city. I can't imagine that this is all your work, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised. I think I may have seen you once; skinny white guy, scruffy hair with a cap on, secretly taking a sip off a bottle while walking.... I don't know, but the point is that I AM going to catch you someday, and you'd better hope I don't, because I'm just going to run up and knock you the fuck out from behind.
I don't know who the fuck you think you are, tossing your trash in other people's yards. Seriously, fuck off and die.