Alamo Beach in Port Lavaca has gone nude

[Barney Wilson]

For those Shiner residents that need to escape from the norm, there is some good news. Alamo Beach is now open to nudity. However, children under the age of 18 are "not" permitted on the beach.

[Jay Bird]

That sounds nice Barney but we just can't seem to find the nude part of Alamo Beach, we were just there last week. It may be past the season for us jaybirds anyway. Happy birdwatching!!!

[Sam Benson]

Jay Bird wrote:

That sounds nice Barney but we just can't seem to find the nude part of Alamo Beach, we were just there last week. It may be past the season for us jaybirds anyway. Happy birdwatching!!!

Several residents have visited Alamo Beach since the announcement. However, there were a few that went to view and "not" partake. One resident ran his truck into a telephone pole.(Too busy viewing and not watching where he was driving.) Two other residents were arrested for being drunk and disorderly. Majority of the residents need to understand that these outings are not to be construed as a free love event.

The residents have formed an organization with the acronym, NASTY.

Nudity Alliance Shiner Texas Yare