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Amy

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Nov 7, 2012
 

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I'm going to Church this Sunday.
Please join me in prayer for .......... that f***ing black @ssed W.H. klutz to develop a brain.
curious

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Nov 7, 2012
 

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Why not pray for the voters instead?
Amy

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The voters were duped by the Gaboon. Pray for the Gaboon so that he sees the light and stops his F***ing Bullsh*t. The Gaboon is the root core of the problem. The Gaboon is a Harvard Graduate. The pro Obama voters are mostly sheep.
Mia

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Nov 8, 2012
 
Hey Curious .................... you're a sheep, aren't you.
Amy

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The brain dead Gaboon was out there on TV today, telling more f***ing bullsh*t lies and babbling away. The stench was unbearable, cough, cough,gag. .................... we must pray harder ......much harder.
Ina

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Nov 10, 2012
 
Father Sacremento, our prayers aren't working. What must be done?

Ah ha, He must be Exorcised. I will see to it Monday.
The old Eunuch

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Nov 10, 2012
 
Father Sacremento, should I bring the volt meter?

Yes, and the extension cord too.
Father Sacremento

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Nov 12, 2012
 
Good Morning Obama. May I call you Bo?

Yes.

Your body wants the evil Devil within thee to be expurgiated. Are you ready to be exorcised?

Yes.

We will use the 5 step approach.

Step 1.
Take off all your clothes.

Step 2.
Eunuch, my assistant, will now handcuff you to the ceiling.

Step 3.
Eunuch will insert 2 electric wires into your caboose hole.

Step 4.
The juice will be tunned on for a milisecond at a time until you stiffen up.

Step 5.
The voltage will be turned up until the sticky Devil comes squirting out of your hooha .......... quiet .... I think I hear him comming now .......... gurgle ......gurgle, gurgle .....gurgle, gurgle, gurgle ...sprooootch .....>...>...> .... plotz.

The exorcism is now complete, say Amen.

Amen

That will be $950 dollars. Electricity isn't cheap, you know.
Amy

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Nov 12, 2012
 
OMG, did you see what they did!!!! They put electrical into his exhaust port. I wonder if he'll have diarrhea as a side effect?
Amy

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Nov 13, 2012
 
No way, people say you've always got sh*t under your finger nails from fingering your caboose hole.
Mia

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Nov 18, 2012
 
Amy. people say he picks his nose after he fingers his cabosse hole.
Earl

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Dec 4, 2013
 
Father Sacremento, have you ever had to use 220 voltage on some one?

Yes we did Earl. But his teeth became amalgamated, you know, welded together .......... now when he speaks he sounds like Greta VanSusteren.

Bwaaaaaaa

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