Review: GASKA Inc

[Time Wasters]

These people will waste your time. Unless you want to be talked-down to and made to feel inferior, steer clear of this company.

[I am upset]

Time Wasters wrote:

These people will waste your time. Unless you want to be talked-down to and made to feel inferior, steer clear of this company.

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What do they do?

[You Should be Upset]

I agree with, "Time Wasters." My experience with Gaska Inc. was also less than pleasant. I noticed how everyone in the office was speaking Armenian, which is cool, but when you have clients right there, it's so rude to alienate them like that. Also, I recall waiting around forever to even get any help at the front desk, even though several of the employees walked right past me. I have a number of high-rise residences I needed management for, but I actually ended up leaving their office and not doing business with them, because they didn't seem professional enough. I heard from one of my associates that Gaska Inc. is a family-run company, maybe that's why they don't treat outsiders very well. I know a few people in town who have done business with Gaska Inc., and will not do business with them again because of their cold attitude.

[Unprofessional]

I live in one of the Gaska owned properties and regret the decision. They are very unprofessional, they don't want to help their tenents and they will avoid spending any money on any fixerupers. Oh, the manager in our building is probably one of them because it does not get any worse than this guy. My sink got cloged and he came to fix it but ended up giving me a lecture on how I should use the disposal. I need it fixed, period! Nice property but horrable service. They are only nice to you in the begining until you move in. Stay away!

[Word Gets Around]

I was looking for a property management company, and these Gaska reviews were the first to come up under my search criteria!

These reviews have made my decision easy.

Apparently they are foreigners who just don't know how to do business in LA. Maybe they don't realize that EVERYONE uses the internet to see if a company is legit. Obviously this one isn't, and word will get around fast. It's only a matter of time before this company goes belly-up. A shame too, when being nice and professional is so easy!

[I Agree]

I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with that Granddaughter Gaska. Honestly, the most unpleasant person I've met in LA. I guess when everyone in town can't stand your family's company and you're ugly, you get a little insecure.

By the looks of how many comments about this company have been posted just today, I see them going out of business pretty soon.

[Granddaughter Gaska]

This is Granddaughter Gaska, and I don't approve this message.
Vote for me in '08!

[Happy Labor Day]

Happy Labor Day, Granddaughter Gaska!
We'd like to take this opportunity to let you know that you have several devoted fans in the world, and the ones who are really obsessed with you blog it here for your reading pleasure.
But wait...you don't use the Internet! It's really a shame, too-someone as famous as yourself should really connect with the fans! You know, all the little people out there who make this all possible.

[KFC]

I'm pretty sure she eats KFC chickens too.

[Greeeeezy]

And lots of lard...don't forget the lard. Buckets-full. With a spoon, or a straw, or whatever is on hand.

[What idiots]

Actually wrote:

Actually she doesn't eat the lard. She uses it to slather herself down for her misogynistic Armenian boyfriend, the one who drives the Mercedes with a sweet sound system and slick mirror shine. And when they're out, he insists she wear high heels, even in the snow or gravel or on hikes uphill. And when the Mercedes breaks down, because he's spent all his gas money on fake gold chains, she'll have to push it home in the high heels. And then he'll screw her and she'll make a lot of noise. And then on Monday, she'll go into the office and be mean to everyone because her boyfriend treats her like crap and she's got a mustache, and smells like fish heads and old cheese.

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Mmmmmm....I like fish heads...what kind of cheese?

[Cheese Question Answered]

What idiots wrote:

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Mmmmmm....I like fish heads...what kind of cheese?

The stinky type.

[If Bigfoot]

Cheese wrote:

But what are the ramifications of cheese on the Armenian population? Is it the cheese that makes them so anti-social, so incapable of civil discourse with their fellow man? Or can we chalk it up to an overall psychosis? I've never witnessed an Armenian eating cheese. I don't believe they're equipped to handle it. I believe an Armenian, given the proper training, might master the art of cheese consumption without experiencing any devastating side effects. Although in rare circumstances this has been known to occur, cheese consumption by Armenians is more a myth, not unlike the Bigfoot.

...were caught with the stinky cheese, would we not think it was Bigfoot emitting the odor, yet if we simply viewed Bigfoot in the pond, would the smell therefore not dissapate? What if it were not Bigfoot, but indeed it is Bignose? Would not the circumstances not warrant another cheese exploration? This, I do believe absolutely should be the possible outcome.

[An Explanation]

If you look at it metaphysically, Bigfoot can be a metaphor for the Armenian woman in question. Plato would say she has an ideal to live up to, that of the Bigfoot form, which she will never achieve, since she is bound by human physicality. You see, unshaven for weeks, she can resemble the mythical beast, and at times, be mistaken for it. She relishes in this mistaken identity, as this is the precise result she has been aiming for. The cheese is simply a vehicle by which the Bigfoot makes itself known. The odoriferous cacophony that ensues whenever she is in the general vicinity is a sure way for her to attract such a response. We must conclude, therefore, the the odor is emitted by the cheese itself, whatever the variety, and not the actual Bigfoot. Although popular opinion would suggest that due to their lack of deodorant usage, Bigfoots actually do smell quite badly, without any help from cheese. Perhaps the cheese is a crutch, but that is altogether a different discussion.

[Cheese Crutch]

Could you please expound on your, "cheese crutch" theory?

[Yes]

Bite, chew, CRUNCH!?!?!?!?!? What? This is CHEESE!

[Cheese Crutch Explained]

It's a crutch, made of cheese. You can order them online, made from any variety you select. Cheddar and Jack are covered under Medicare, however, the specialty cheeses are deemed for cosmetic purposes only, and must be paid out-of-pocket.
I will just assume Bigfoot's crutch is made of Brie, the most expensive, and most smelly.

[Actually]

Wouldn't Bigfoot's crutch be made of munster? hahahahahahah. I crack myself up.

[Zippy the pin head]

Actually wrote:

Wouldn't Bigfoot's crutch be made of munster? hahahahahahah. I crack myself up.

I believe it is Limburger.

[Unbelievable]

omg, omg, omg!!! I didn't REALIZE!
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