Task force asks Estes Park to budget for bearproof containers

Town administrator Frank Lancaster recently told the Bear Education Task Force, which had been lobbying for bearproof trash containers to help save the bears and prevent the hassle over summertime garbage, that there is no money in the 2013 for the trash containers.

[Hmmmm]

Other mountain towns also have paid fire departments, why not Estes Park?

[Whammy]

Didn't you just k-now it would come to this. Poor BaresRAs, they don't even live in Estes Park but they want Estes Park to pay for their hobby. I would like to demand that Estes Park pay for race car tracks, but you can see how far that will go. Thank golly G God the town is not smart enough to bend to yet another special interests groups desires. Yes the YMCA and Park have bear proof containers because (A) the YMCA has about 20 acres of property and the Park is a federal waterbed. Meanwhile, back here in Estes Park, we would like our precious money to go to things people actually can use. Have of the BearAsp group feeds cake to the bears anyway, so what they really want is a law passed where they can marry the bears and have cake at the ceremony and then live in a bearproof home where they can run around nakes and noot have a bunch of people throwing stones at their withered, dried out husks of bodies. Go away, PETA pretenders. Leave us and go out in the mountains and make sweet love to the bear cups.