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Excited

Morgantown, WV

#1 Jan 29, 2013
WOOOOOHOOOOO! I hear Obama is going to throw a Welfare party in each town! They are bringing food, rides, beer, liquor... It's only right that we get to have a day away from a stressful day of walking up and down the streets. Of course it's all free! You just need to show your papers or some kind of evidence showing you are on welfare and foodstamps. If you have a job or dont use welfare and foodstamps, then you just need to go home...better yet, get to work! We need you to put in extra hours to pay more taxes so these kind of events can get funded!
I hope they have it on a day where my kids are in school. I can't have any time for myself because they all the time asking for things. That's my check, so it should be mine to use for myself!

This year, I'm going to win first place in the Montgomery Welfare Momma Sidewalk Parade! I gots my stroller ready, my best PJs, and I'm gonna strut my stuff and win that prize! I'm tryin to talk one of my baby's daddies to enter the one for men where they get drunk, walk around town yellin at people who drive by, and start fights with those college boys (which I try to tell my man to leave them alone! They are gonna be the ones who will be payin for our checks and stamps!).
sounds good

Moseley, VA

#2 Jan 29, 2013
i better work another job to support this, i have only been working non stop for 42 years..gotta love this system...
Cant Wait

Morgantown, WV

#3 Jan 29, 2013
I also heard that WVU Tech and Bridgemont will be getting up tables so that people can enroll and get financial aid checks! I'm sure they will give a brochure showing how to receive this much deserved funding, but the ones who will be coming to this festival already know how to cheat the college financial aid system. It's a shame that these schools are now limiting the number of times they can attend for this free money.
On a sour note, I heard that they are making these people attend classes for a FULL WEEK to get a check?!? The nerve of these schools.
Raggedy Ann

Charleston, WV

#4 Jan 29, 2013
Now this time, they aint gonna have one of those job finders there, are they? This woman said she could get us a good job in no time, and I gots outta there before she could spot me and put me to work!
and Andy

Charleston, WV

#5 Jan 29, 2013
Raggedy Ann wrote:
Now this time, they aint gonna have one of those job finders there, are they? This woman said she could get us a good job in no time, and I gots outta there before she could spot me and put me to work!
I'm gonna goes but I'm gonna act like I got a job and is there wit someone else and get me some more shit to trade off for dope done smoked my food card
fo real

Charleston, WV

#6 Jan 29, 2013
Ima go with all 12 of my kids "youa know they got different daddy's" they be wearing there nikes lookin all fly an shi* talkin on the iPhone 5 I'll walk away with fat a*s check!
representin

Charleston, WV

#7 Jan 29, 2013
fo real wrote:
Ima go with all 12 of my kids "youa know they got different daddy's" they be wearing there nikes lookin all fly an shi* talkin on the iPhone 5 I'll walk away with fat a*s check!
Can't wait to get me mines, shinin up my gators
foodcard

Charleston, WV

#8 Jan 29, 2013
i just cant wait maybe i can get a raise on my card so i can buy some newyork strips tired of them t bones hold on be back my iphone ringing might be the dope man
In Line

Charleston, WV

#9 Jan 29, 2013
Get there quick! THey are pushing out the cart full of Obama phones around 10:00 am. First in line gets the best phones!
camping out!

Charleston, WV

#10 Jan 29, 2013
In Line wrote:
Get there quick! THey are pushing out the cart full of Obama phones around 10:00 am. First in line gets the best phones!
I heard there was gonna be a Lincoln raffled off but they are having trouble getting the EBT machine to hook up
Sally Sue

Belle, WV

#11 Jan 29, 2013
Do Social Security recipients qualify for participation? I don't think that I qualify for the Obama phone or food stamps but that doesn't mean that I couldn't use the Lincoln.
so sorry sally

Charleston, WV

#12 Jan 29, 2013
Sally Sue wrote:
Do Social Security recipients qualify for participation? I don't think that I qualify for the Obama phone or food stamps but that doesn't mean that I couldn't use the Lincoln.
If you get social security you must have worked some so sorry no phone maybe you can work security or something
Sally Sue

Belle, WV

#13 Jan 30, 2013
so sorry sally wrote:
<quoted text>
If you get social security you must have worked some so sorry no phone maybe you can work security or something
Aul, poo, my chance for the Lincoln, gone.
Welfare Student

Morgantown, WV

#14 Jan 30, 2013
Sally Sue wrote:
<quoted text>Aul, poo, my chance for the Lincoln, gone.
I'm at student, but also on welfare. I hope they dont count being a student against me! I'm going to Bridgemont just so that I can get the financial aid refund checks!
fo real!

Charleston, WV

#15 Jan 30, 2013
Bring on the chickin wings with that Lincoln
little john

Charleston, WV

#16 Feb 1, 2013
[QUOTE who="fo real!"]Bring on the chickin wings with that Lincoln[/QUOTE]
Yea what ok
daddy rabbit

Charleston, WV

#17 Feb 1, 2013
whoever started this thread is good i mean funny because it is so true i see it on front street all the time
shoot

Belle, WV

#18 Feb 1, 2013
town sure was busy today food card must be working
Happy

Charleston, WV

#19 Feb 4, 2013
WOOOWEEE doggy! That was one hell of a party we threw with our checks we got this month. I can't wait for next month! Too bad I only have enough to buy me some cigarettes.
LTD

United States

#20 Feb 8, 2013
[QUOTE who="camping out!"]<quoted text>
I heard there was gonna be a Lincoln raffled off but they are having trouble getting the EBT machine to hook up[/QUOTE] It's not a lincoln, it's a '84 LTD with white walls, curb feelers and a gold fist on the back dash.

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